Just Panties In the Wind
Happy No Panties Day
(Turn up the volume on this one, too lazy to re-do it)
According to the Internet, June 22 is No Panties Day. It’s basically a made-up holiday to help dudes collect more images for their spank-bank collection.
That’s fine with me. Spank away. I believe we all should enjoy a more pleasurable time while on this Earth.
Speaking of being on this Earth. Last night I mentioned something to my housemate
about how I couldn’t wait until the moment when I met people in Denver who had stumbled upon my blog/ YouTube Channel and came up to chat with me in person.
Then it happened.
Of course, one of those people was a previous neighbor of mine, who thoughtfully came over and shoveled our sidewalks one dreadful winter snow storm morning. But the other person I had never met. So I’m counting it.
Anyway. She is an amazing human being and the two of them asked me to make a Freaky Fuck Friday post even though I was planning to make a Friday Feels post about nu Denver and some bullshit I stumbled upon recently — but I’ll save it. You’re welcome.
Today I’m exploring Freaking Fuck Friday and more importantly this made-up holiday No Panties Day. I looked up why this holiday exists, but honestly, there are not great reasons and it’s better just to embrace it–particularly when you’re not into wearing clothes of any kind most of the time anyway.
Here Are 11 Different Ways to Celebrate No Panties Day on Freaky Fuck Friday:
- Choose to not wear panties (or undies or boxer briefs or whatever). I understand this is obvious, but more difficult for some than others.
- Wear a skirt or a dress or shirt-cock (that’s when you only wear a shirt but are naked from the waist down).
- Stand over one of those air vents Marilyn Monroe style. Enjoy the breeze.
- Masturbate. At home or work or wherever.
- Get Freaky! Tell a partner of your choice that you’d like their hand to slowly and methodically make its way up to your superfunparts. (And allow yourself to get off if they’re you know, trying to help you get off.)
- Accept oral offerings.
- Shove your panties in someone else’s mouth and use them as a gag.
- Throw your panties out of a moving car window.
- Sell your panties on the internet (you can buy mine anytime by sending me an email through contact section.)
- Sexy dance with your ass hanging out in private (or public if you can get away with it).
- Burn all your panties and start the summer off panty-free. Because fuck panties.
Is this really Freaky Fuck Friday material? I don’t know. Comment below on your favorite commando story and happy made-up holiday. I’ll be going without panties all day to show my support (thanks to squats my ass holds up).
Follow me everywhere so I feel special when I’m walking around not wearing panties on this special holiday:
Or buy me something… maybe some panties since it’s only one day out of the year and I just burned all of mine:
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Lelo for the good vibes, yes?!