Weird Sex Wednesday: Anal Sex 101 and Unboxing Love Honey Anal Kit

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How to Have Better Anal Sex

Or

A Beginner’s Guide to Anal Sex

 

It’s Anal August and I’m going to talk to you today about getting fucked in the ass. Or fucking in the ass. Or both! Whatever you’re into trying. Haven’t tried anal sex before? Have tried it but are always looking for tips and tricks? Well, you’ve cum to the right place. All month long I’ll be giving out anal sex tips to my readers. Today I’m going to start with the basics.

Here are 4 Things You Can Do to Help You Have Better Anal Sex

  1. Watch Your Diet

You’re probably not going to want to eat a three-pound burrito before you get slammed in your back door. Yes, many people anal douche or even do the whole enema thing, but it’s really not that big of a deal (you can read more about anal douching 101 here). The amount of poo that you may encounter is generally pretty minimal if you eat a balanced diet and go to the bathroom regularly.

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Nom Nom Nom.

2. Want It

If a guy isn’t really into anal then I don’t bother having anal with him. Why? Because that dick needs to be HARD, like super duper hard for it to work well. You’ve got to really want it for that hole to open up and let something inside of it. Of course, you can always use a toy. Watch the video below to see my unbox the Love Honey Bumper Booty Sex Toy Kit and discuss what the different toys are designed to do.

3. Lube It Up
Always. Always. Always. Use lube. If it’s you and a penis or a finger or two use silicone lube. If you’re using (silicone) toys like the ones mentioned above use a thicker water-based lube (or else the silicone lube will break down the material of the toy.

Here are two of my favorite lubes for anal sex:
Pjur Backdoor Silicone Anal Lube
Wicked Sensual Water-Based Anal Lube

4. Breathe

Inhale and then on the exhale allow for insertion. There’s a balance to be found between relaxing enough to let the insertable into the bum and having enough strength to not topple over when said thing enters your rear. It will probably take some practice, but most good things do.

Stay tuned next week for the full review of the Bumper Booty Anal Kit. If you want you can order your kit here and we can have more in-depth discussions about it over the course of the month (or you can just enjoy it without commenting about it to me– it’s your (sex) life)!

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So much what what for your butt, butt!

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Wank Off Wednesday: Unboxing These Dicks in a Box

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The best gifts come in BIG Boxes

Or

Now I Shall Cum For Years to Come!

Last Friday I received a large box in the mail. I was not home when this large box arrived, but when I walked through the door I knew it must be my sex toy surprise from an anonymous friend. I couldn’t open it right away because my friends were waiting for me at the bar down the street, so I took it upstairs where it sat for hours unopened; yet while at the bar I was thinking of it the whole time. Since I live only two blocks from the drinking establish we were all at, I slipped out unseen to open said box as I could not longer contain my anticipation and excitement.

Here is the video of the unboxing. I know it’s long but I promise there are at least five pervy inappropriate jokes within this box (along with several dicks in this big dry box, which of course I make opinions about).

This video is long, but not as long as your dick, right?

Didn’t watch the video because it was long and intimidating unlike your dick, huh?

Fine.

Here’s a pic:

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My favorite kind of toys to play with.

Included in said big dry box:

  • The Hitachi Magic Wand
  • Ben-Wa Balls
  • Lube
  • Toy Cleaner
  • Clone-a-Willy
  • And a 7.5 inch Dildo with suction-cup & vibrator attachments

This guy knows how to send a party to my door!

I’m beyond grateful. And I will be reviewing each of these items separately in the upcoming weeks. I will say I could not wait to try to Hitachi, I’ll give full review soon but it was SO intense it made my eyes water the first time I tried it. Talk about a power tool for the pussy.

Want to be as amazing as the person who sent me such a pleasurable big box full of dicks? Well, you can! Check out my Amazon Wishlist and go ahead– make my day. (Could really use some new patio furniture. You might not think that’s very sexy but I will tell you right now I’d cum all over at the sight of it on my porch.)

Get yourself or someone you’re into all the stuff from my box with these links:

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Need Toys? Here Are Links to My Top 3 Favorite Brands:

Tantus

We-Vibe

Lelo