Friday Feels: Free My Nipples

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Tits Out, Only in Theory

or

Why Are We All So Obsessed with Nipples?

So, a few days ago I got my first STRIKE on youtube for a video I posted about two weeks ago titled, “Tits Out Truth Bombs Tuesday: Morning Thoughts on Thicc Thick Women.”

They removed it for “inappropriate content.”

AKA

My nipple fell out of my robe for all of one second (maybe 2 seconds) in the video.

no more video about thick women
Womp, Womp.

I have videos where I talk about rubbing my pussy on a dude’s bald head. I have videos where I discuss why threesomes are the best somes. Yet, the video where I discuss body image issues and what it’s like being a slightly thicker (though not even that thick) woman which just happens to have a moment of tit gets me in trouble on the internet.

It’s funny because not everyone has rubbed their vulva across a shiny bald head nor has everyone on the planet been involved in a threesome BUT every human has nipples.

Even babies and grandmas have nipples.

We ALL have nipples. (except perhaps some people that were involved in some crazy accidents or were born with a genetic defect I don’t want to be 100% on this just in case).

But because my nipples are attached to a body that people think about having sex with then surely EVERY TIME my nipple slips out I am intentionally attempting to give the world a giant boner.

I know, I know. I violated their fucking rules. But, sometimes rules are dumb.

In this case, as an example, that rule is dumb.

It’s supposed to “protect children” ?

So,

1. Children aren’t supposed to see nipples?!
2. Children are on the internet unsupervised?!

Just a little bit confused about both of these scenarios. Pretty sure that children have nipples. See how having nipples is not an automatic sexual thing? I believe our culture is WAY too update about the naked body. Are we seriously only supposed to see the naked body when we’re having sex? No wonder the body is overly objectified and people can’t seem to handle nudity without blowing a gasket (or a load in some instances).

Also, why are children on youtube looking up sex stuff? At least my channel has some educational purposes to it, but perhaps if your children are curious about sex stuff there are ways to talk to them about it without them having to fall down a strange youtube hole?!

In any event. I’ll be watching my nipples more closely now.

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Tits Out Truth Bombs Tuesday: Thic, Thicc, Thick, Thicker Women

thick women and the truth of the body

Gaining or Losing the Bullshit?

or

I Like Good Beer and My Hips Don’t Lie

I’ve always had a thick frame. Even at the thinnest I have ever been my hips stayed the same width because of my basic bone structure.

I have never been skinny. And I’ve never been fat in the classic definition of the word (fat prob if you are comparing me to models and actresses and Olympic athletes, sure).

Since I sprained my knee in March I’ve gained about 15 pounds. Granted prior to that spraining of the knee I was running 5-7 miles every other day, going to HIIT or Barre or hot Yoga on the others, so I had gotten rather buff and fit.

It’s weird now that I’ve lost it all so quickly, I’ve been contemplating for days which way I actually prefer.

I’m mostly concerned with FEELING good. Beer makes me feel good. So does running. And yes I can do both, but perhaps I do not need to either obsessively?!

People on the internet sure like to shout about body acceptance all the time. Even using the terms thic, thicc, thick, thicker etc. are a recent phenomenon in the way we speak about bodies. I’m talking specifically about the word itself and its positive connotations, whereas of course, “curvy” has been around for a while and my personal but underused favorite, “voluptuous,” which just sounds like something you’d can’t wait to take a juicy bite of.

Anyhoo. I guess I’m in this headspace battle between wanting to be one of those badass strong workout machine bitches and between wanting to be one of those beer-drinking wing-eating shit-talking thicc women. Yes, yes, it’s America, I can be both if I want to, but DO I want to is the thing?!

Mostly I want to sleep but since that doesn’t want to happen you all got to enjoy that.

Happy Tits Out Tuesday (if you haven’t watched the Youtube Video my tit finally actually pops out and I’m too lazy to edit it, so enjoy).

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