Kinky Holiday Gifts Disguised As Regular Presents

Three Gift Ideas for the Kink At Heart

Nothing says, “I love you,” like presents that have multiple purposes. Why not give the gift of pervertables this year? Here are three things that can be used in everyday life and also in the bedroom to add some kink to your play time.

Heart-Shaped Wooden Spoons

These are both beautiful and naughty. Use them to stir up some soup or take them to the bedroom and spank the night away.

Get them here.

Coconut Oil

This is one the most versatile oils money can buy. Not only can you use it for cooking you can also use it for hundreds of other things from cuticle softener, make-up remover, lotion, and as a massage oil.


Buy a nice bottle here.

Big Plushy Towels

Sure, they look innocent enough, but what happens when you wring them up and slap someone’s ass with them? They’re also nice to put down if you or someone you know happens to be a squirter. 

Buy super soft plushy towels here. 

Want to get actual sex toys for you or your loved ones this holiday season? Check out my video that lists some of the best options out there. 

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