The Original Phallic Hot Dog with Carrot Pickle Relish

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Nothing says Phallic Food Diet better than the Original Phallic Hot Dog! Toasted bun smothered in mayo, topped with a crunchy carrot pickle relish. You’ll be surprised by how tasty this actually is. So don’t delay, put that extra long, hot juicy wiener shaped piece of meat in your mouth today.

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The Original Phallic Dog with Carrot Pickle Relish Recipe

What You Need:

  • ½ cup shredded carrots 
  • ½ cup of pre-made pickle relish
  • Handful of pecans
  • 4 Extra long hot dogs
  • 4 Hot dog bun
  • Mayo

What You Do:

  • Make relish
  • Add ½ cup shredded carrots to ½ cut of pre-made pickle relish, throw in nuts if so desired.
  • Cook hot dogs according to package direction of your choice. 
  • Toast hot dog buns (optional)
  • Slather buns with mayo. Throw hot dogs on top of buns, top with the relish. Enjoy.
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