Weird Sex Wednesday: What To Do When You Have So Much Sex and Your Pussy Gets Sore

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Is There Such Thing As Too Much Sex?

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Sore After Sex? Here’s What to Do.

Because I write a sex blog I’d like to think that what I’ve been doing the last two weeks is basically research. I’ve been a bit MIA because research. Or I guess you could call it having a ridiculous amount of sex–so much sex that I’m sure I’m not walking right.

The guy is 6’7” and everything is proportionate if you get what I’m saying.

We’ve been having so much sex that I made him be my boyfriend so I could let him fuck me in the ass just to give my pussy some relief (you know, because of my ass-sex for boyfriends only rule).

Both of us work from home so it’s been kind of insane because we’ve been working from my bed, which has led to a lot of breaks from work. Or in my case, more research.

What I’ve discovered on this research experiment is that a person can indeed have too much sex. I didn’t think it was possible, at least for me. I have never in my life ever had too much sex and I’ve had A LOT of sex.

what to do with a sore pussy
Much excite!

Our biggest mistake is that we haven’t been using enough lube. If there’s too much friction it can cause tiny tears in the vaginal wall which can cause pain, particularly upon re-entry (the tears also leave your vagina more susceptible to infections–luckily I’m okay there so far). Also if the dick or dildo or whatever is too big it can hit the cervix, which will cause a different type of pain.

I’m currently in pussy-recovery mode. Here’s what I’m doing to help repair and ease the pain.

5 Suggestions to Help Ease After-Sex Pussy Pain

1.
Lube– Before, During, and After

He no longer is allowed to stick it in without wetting it down first. And when I say wetting it down I mean with something other than just my own wetness. I’m talking about good ole lube. We were using Sliquids Organic Water-Based but I recently switched over to Woo Lube. It’s made with coconut oil and I thought that might give my pussy some extra relief. I’ve also applied it after sex and thus far its helped make it feel better, though now my pussy smells like a cookie so who knows how long it will be until his mouth is over here on it.

2.
Ice, Ice, Baby

Yep. I am serious. I’ve placed an ice-pack wrapped in a washcloth on my pussy to help the swelling go down. It’s cool. It’s real cool.

3.
Pop It Like It’s Hot

Nothing says America like some good ole-fashioned pill-poppin! I already take a fuck-ton of ibuprofen because I grind my teeth while I sleep and usually get drunk, pass out and forget to put my mouthguard in (sexy, I know). Anyway, if you take it BEFORE the sex, it’s supposed to help with any pain you might experience after.

4.
Go in Different Holes

I mean, we have a mouth and a butt for a reason.

5.

Splish Splash

I’m getting ready to take an Epsom salt bath. I’ll probably throw some baking soda in the water too because my gyno told me it can help balance the pH and I might as well attempt balance in case it’s thinking about getting imbalanced.

So there you have it if your pussy is sore from having too much sex those are some of the different things you can do to help with the pain. Of course, you could also consider refraining from the sex until it feels better but I’m not going to tell you how to lead your life and I know I certainly am not going to stop (I’m also a masochist so there’s that).

 

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Masturbation Monday: What Are The Best Lubes?

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Discover the Best Lubes for All The Different Sex Acts You Do

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The Difference Between Water-Based Lubricant, Silicone Lubricant, and Oil Lubricant

Happy Masturbation Monday! Many people have asked me about the best lubes out there in the world. So today I’m going to break it down for you.

There are three main kinds of lubricants: water-based lubricants, silicone-based lubricants, and oil-based lubricants. Under each of these are sub-categories like edible lubricant, heating lubricant, cooling lubricant etc.

Each of these three main types of lubricants offer different experiences for sexual pleasure.

Below are my thoughts and opinions on some of the best lubricants for each category and what these lubricants are good for in the bedroom (or wherever you happen to be doing it).

What are water-based lubricants best for in the bedroom?

Water-based lubricants are a good standard default lube to have. They can be used for all types of play with all types of people and all types of toys.

The number one concern with water-based lubricants is that they dry out quickly. If they’re a good water-based lubricant they can be revived with a bit of spit or you can always apply more. Of course, there are better options for anal sex since water-based lubes do dry out so fast and no one wants to fuck or be fucked in a dry ass.

If you’re going to use a water-based lubricant for anal sex I suggest purchasing a thicker, jelly-like water-based lube. This is also good if you’re planning to use toys in the butt as some toys are not compatible with the other types of lubricants.

Some people do not like water-based lubricants because they think they’re too sticky. These people are correct, some water-based lubricants are too sticky, which is why you have to get the best water-based lubricants.

Another big deal is that the cheap-ass water-based lubes often contain animal glycerin and/or parabens, which can throw off the PH balance for women and cause yeast or bacterial infections. If you are a woman do not use cheap-ass animal glycerin lube or you will be fucked in a way you do not want to be fucked.

Dudes you can use the cheap ass lube for wanking off and it works just fine as it’s much less likely to mess up your junk.

This is also an issue when it comes to flavored lubes. The sugars in flavored lubes can throw-off the PH Balance as well. Sugars can often trigger yeast infections. These flavored lubes listed below are sugar-free and actually taste decent. Personally not a big fan of flavored lubes as I like the taste of dick and I like the taste of pussy but I suppose if could be fun to change it up and have a pineapple penis or a tangerine twat every once in a while.

Best Water-Based Lubricants

Sliquids Organics Water-Based Lubricant

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(Get 25% off when you buy 2 bottles by going here. )

Or try

Pjur Woman-Based Sensitive Water-Based Lubricant

good water based lube for women

Best Water-Based Anal Lube: Wicked Jelle

best water based lube for anal sex

Best Flavored Lubes
System Jo Flavored Lubes 

best flavored lubes to buy

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Sliquids: Flavored Lube Swirl

best water based flavored lubes

What are silicone-based lubricants best for in the bedroom?

Silicone lubricant is super slick and works best for all people combinations but is not great to eat and will destroy the material on your silicone toys (can be used with glass, metal, etc.).

It has also been known to cause staining on sheets.

Silicone lubricant is one of the best choices for penetrative sex (anal or vaginal) because it takes very little and you do not have to reapply it very often. It can also be used in water and will not come off (though you probably will).

Best Silicone Lubricants

System Jo All-in-One Silicone Lube 

best silicone lube

Silicone Anal Lubricant Pjur Back Door

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What are Oil-Based Lubricant best for in the bedroom?

Usually, oil-based lubricants use coconut oil, smell really good, and are edible. These types of lubricants are best to use with people you are fluid-bound with as they are not compatible with condoms. Woo for Play sent me a sample to try and it’s amazing, great for masturbation and condom-less sex. It also tastes and smells like a fucking cookie, which puts a new spin on that old Limp Bizkit song. Yes, sir, I will take that cookie and stick it up my ass, thank you very much.

Best Oil-Based Lubricant

Organic Coconut Love Oil: Woo For Play

best oil based lube

Let me know in the comments if you have a favorite I didn’t mention!

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Masturbation Monday: 2 Balls One Hole, Ben Wa Balls Reviewed

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Strengthen Your Pelvic Floor With Glass Balls

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Give Your Pussy A Good Workout

Happy Masturbation Monday!

Side note before I begin this review. Curious if you ever watch a certain porn and while you’re aroused getting yourself off all the stuff that’s happening in the porn is super hot, but then right after the orgasm you’re still watching it and like WTF?! Why was that working for me?!

That just happened to me while I was attempting to test out my latest toy up for review. I won’t go into detail, but I will say it was some weird animated thing that involved a very large (as in going all the way out the mouth from the vagina) alien-like penis. Perhaps because it’s so disturbing and unrealistic it somehow works in the fantasy realm of the brain.

This is clearly something that I will have to come back to and investigate further.

For now, on to the review.

Today I decided to try out pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series Black Glass Ben-Wa Balls.

First of all, many of pipedream products are decently priced but the quality of the material is typically not great, so I’d advise if you’re buying an anal toy or vibrator to use a condom on them or to consider it a one-and-done situation and throw it away after.

Since what I’m sticking inside of me is made out of glass it shouldn’t carry the same risk.

The back of the box says: “with regular use, you’ll enjoy improved muscle control and stronger, more frequent orgasms.”

It also suggests to place them under warm water or in the freezer for a cool sensation.

Here’s My Monday Masturbation Review of Medium-Sized Glass Ben-Wa Balls:

I started by cleaning the two shiny black balls with toy cleaner. Sure, they’ve never been used to before but who knows what happens during packaging and shipping.

I put a dab of lube on, roll them around in my hands, then pop one in.

My pussy swallows it in one big gulp.

I stick in the second one.

I stand up.

I’m surprised to discover that they do not fall out immediately, particularly considering all the sex I have.

I twirl around.

I swivel my hips up and down.

They don’t budge. They don’t seem to move at all. According to the research I did, when you move your hips they’re supposed to create a sensation; perhaps the ones I have are too big for my tight pussy, who knows? Anyway, I don’t really feel much but I keep them in anyway for the strength training.

Then I have to pee.

Many women are freaked out by ben-wa balls without strings. Well, here’s the thing, as long as you don’t stick them up your ass they won’t get lost. (DO NOT STICK THESE UP YOUR ASS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO THE ER.) If you’ve ever used a Diva Cup during your period the method of extraction is the same. You crouch then use your pelvic floor muscles to push them out.

The first one comes out with ease. The second one takes a little bit more work since it’s way further up there.

I clean them again. I decide to try one of the temperature methods. Since it’s hot as man-balls in the desert here in Denver I put them in a mug full of ice water for 10 minutes to chill.

It’s so fucking hot here that when I go to put them back in, it feels cold for all of about 3 seconds before my hellfire of a pussy pocket heats the glass back up. In other words, the ice play melted too fast to do anything, but I’m sure on other occasions, it’s way more fun (I know it’s fun with glass dildos so I’d recommend that if you’re looking for temperature play).

I’ve had them in now for about 4 hours. I used the Hitachi with them still in and I didn’t really notice much of a difference. Then again the Hitachi is loud and distracting and I was also watching that weird disturbing porn.

Since these ben-wa balls are supposed to be used regularly I cannot comment yet on the increase in orgasms or intensity. I will give an updated review in a couple of weeks after I wear them every day if I notice any sort of difference.

In the meantime, keep eating those carrots and peaches and pink tacos and stuff.

And I hope you’re all enjoying yourselves this evening, wink wink.

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