The First Steps to Better Kissing

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How to Mouth-to-Mouth

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Improve Your Kissing With These Techniques

Today is International Kissing Day. I’m not sure if it means we’re supposed to go out there and kiss people from a country other than our own or if everyone in the world is supposed to make-out with each other or what the deal is but I will say, what a great made-up holiday.

Is there an International Cunnilingus Day? How about an International Fellatio Day? If there isn’t there will be soon I’m sure.

Initially, I wanted to explore different styles of kissing, you know, french kissing, Eskimo kissing, Czechoslovakian peaceful dissolution kissing (your cold lips part ways but you’ll never forget the bond you had together), but I realized that before we can even go there we need to begin at the beginning.

Here’s the deal. If you want to be a good kisser you have to work at it.

Just like you’d lift weights to get stronger arms or go running to increase endurance if you want to be a good kisser (and good at oral sex) you should get your tongue and mouth in shape.

How can you tell how good of shape your tongue is in already?

Here’s a simple test.

Stick out your tongue in a straight line, now try to touch the corner edge of your mouth with just the tip. Did you make it? Did you hit any other part of your lip along the way? If you did, it’s weak. If you didn’t you’re in better shape but you can still always do more mouth work.

Watch this video for a couple of tongue and mouth exercises you can do to help strengthen your kissing (and oral sex) game.

P.S. Try not to over-exercise your tongue and mouth, you want to have strength, flexibility, suppleness. If you over-do it your tongue/mouth will be rigid, hard, and dry and no one likes kissing mouth-sticks.

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Weird Sex Wednesday: Nose Sucking

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WTF Do You Nose?

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Smell You Later?!

Several years ago when I lived around York and Colfax in Denver, I went out one night all by myself. Solo adventures on Saturday nights were rarely my thing, but everyone I wanted to hang out with was out of town, so I thought it would be a fun time to go out and observe from afar.

At some point later in the evening after plenty of beer drinking, I made my way into X Bar. This is one of the few gay bars in Denver and I assumed I’d be safe from getting hit on.

Well, shock shock, I of course, end up talking to the one straight guy there who had gotten dragged there by all of his gay friends.

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He was pretty attractive, from Mexico, “futbol” player/coach, from what I understood he had a girlfriend. So, I thought I was safe, in a different way.

Of course, I was wrong. We end up getting drunk and making out on his couch. His girlfriend was out of town and I at the time was an asshole, so sue me (please do not do that, thank you).

Let’s move on to the weird stuff.

We’re on the couch, mouth-to-mouth, tongue-to-tongue, meow meow.

Then, he removes his mouth from my mouth and starts sucking my nose.

That’s right. MY NOSE.

I immediately attempt to retreat, but he just goes in stronger. It’s sloppy and wet and weird.

My feet flutter like the little mermaid trying to make her escape out of the strange ocean of spit enveloping her face.

I try to fight the sensations sending shivers up my spine.

This is gross!

This is not how making-out is supposed to work!

Why is it working then?

Here’s what I think. I think that because I was completely and totally NOT expecting it, it was so weird that the weirdness of it turned me on. I really don’t care to admit it and I honestly would never want anyone to suck on my nose ever again. (I mean, I get it. I’ve got a big strong nose and I’m sure it’s super sexy to some, while plenty of others think I’m a witch… maybe I am a witch, who cares).

Regardless, the point is that sometimes trying something that is just slightly off-kilter might make the night way more memorable than just regular making out/ sex or whatever. I’m not recommending sucking another person’s nose, but if you haven’t do it yet, WHY NOT?

But, You Nose Best.

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