Penis Not Penetrating Properly?
38 Ways to Have Sex Without a Penis
Wait?! You can have sex without a penis? How is it possible? What is sex if not penis-penetrating-the vagina-intercourse? That’s the only way right?
Very very wrong.
Do you not have a penis? Do you have a very small penis? Do you have a penis that for some reason doesn’t work? Do you have an average to large penis but are sexually curious and want to find out other things you could do that do not just involve your penis?
Well, you’re in luck!
Here is a long list of options (feel free to add anything I have forgotten in the comment!):
38 Different Ways to Have Sexual Relations
- Cunnilingus (aka eat that pussy)
- Analingus (aka eat that asshole)
- Put one finger in the pussy
- Put two fingers in the pussy
- Put three fingers in the pussy
- Put four fingers in the pussy
- Put five fingers in the pussy
- Put your whole fucking fist in the pussy
(feel like I’m writing a song here)
- Put one finger in the butthole
- Put two fingers in the butthole
- Put three fingers in the butthole
- Put four fingers in the butthole
- Put five fingers in the butthole
- Put your whole fucking fist in the butthole
- Do some sort of finger/fist pussy/butthole combo (I’m not going to write out every combination here, you have your own imagination).
- Lick the nipples
- Pinch the nipples
- Nibble the nipples
- Makeout with each others faces
- Lick any part of the body you’re into, ear, elbow, knees, toes, whatever
- Give a massage
- Beat each other up with floggers, or whips, or chains, or crops
- Rub your bodies against each other
- Rub your genitals against each other
- Rub your nipples against each other
- Stick your tongue up their nose (this happened to me once, it was weird)
- Use a dildo
- Use a vibrator
- Use an anal plug
- Use anal beads
- Use a Hitachi
- Use an ice cube
- Use a double-ended dildo (there are holes in every person)
- Turn a carrot into a dildo (or whatever food you’re into)
- Stick your nipples in a two chocolate mousse pies (IDK now I’m just being ridiculous)
- Incorporate food in other sexy ways (aka eating sandwiches in bed while watching your favorite netflix shows)
- Gaze into each other’s eyes
- Slowly rub your hands up and down your partner’s back until they get chills and ejaculate all over themselves
Do I really have to keep going here? You get the picture, yeah? Penis penetration is not the only way to have sex, in fact, it might not even always be the BEST way to have sex. The BEST way to have sex is to communicate with your partner (or partners) about what you want, what you enjoy, what gets you off. Then do what you both consent to and what you both enjoy. Ta-da!
No penis required.
Small penises allowed.
Average to large penises, you can do these things too.
You are all fucking welcome.
Go eat a carrot. Or a peach. Or a butthole. Whatevs.
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