Hot Dogs in a Pickle

Trade Your Soggy White Buns for This Juicy Tart Alternative

While I was eating these hot dogs in a pickle, the guy who has been upgrading my internet came to the door to check and make sure it was still working. He was like, ‘oh, guess I caught you eating.’ And I was like, ‘I’m always eating so that’s a likely scenario.’ Anyway, I was telling my friend about how weird it was to have a guy walk in your house while you’re shoving a hot dog stuffed into a pickle into your mouth and he said to me, ‘always make eye contact while eating phallic shaped foods in front of other people’ and I really regret not being weirder when I opened the door.

But… I really need the internet to get the word out to all of your about the Phallic Food Diet so I suppose it was a good thing not to creep out my internet guy too much.

Anyhoo. This recipe is so simple I didn’t really know what to talk about. You literally just cut open a pickle and put hot dog in it. I jizzed it up a bit you know, so it would be more like a recipe. Go as simple or as fancy as you please.

I’m all for replacing buns with pickles, but I will say it’s pretty fucking messy when you’re eating–so bring your own bib.

Hot Dogs in a Pickle Recipe

What You Need:

  • ½ Cup Cream Cheese
  • ½ cup white cheddar cheese
  • ½ teaspoon garlic powder
  • ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • Salt & pepper to taste
  • 4 large whole pickles
  • Mayo, Mustard, sauerkraut, or horseradish to Drizzle

What You Do:

  1. Make Cream Spread. Stir and combine the cream cheese, cheese, and seasonings in a bowl. 
  2. Cook hot dogs based on package direction or your personal preference. 
  3. Slice triangle out of whole pickle to make slot for hotdog (essentially cut a ¼ of it out without cutting in half).
  4. Slather cream cheese mix on pickle.
  5. Slide in the hot dog.
  6. Top with a drizzle or dollop of either mayo, mustard, sauerkraut, or horseradish. 

Enjoy

Are you getting all you can get from the Phallic Food diet? This was the final recipe from HOT DOG MONTH Check out The Reno Footlong Kielbasa Featuring special guest, Cooking with Julien for more where that came from.

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Want to listen to my interview all about the Phallic Food Diet and my new book, Corn Tits? Find it on the Chubstep Podcast here.

Hot Dogs and Queso aka Meat Chodes with Creamy White Queso Dip

Have Some Fondue with Your Wieners 

Here’s another simple yet delicious recipe. Hot dogs and queso. Of course, you can dress it up or down any way you like. For example, you can use fancy toothpicks or fancy cheese. You can add green chili instead of or in addition to the jalapeños. You could even buy the queso already made and not even have to worry about it. 

Because let me tell you, I made this, and it was pretty good round one but when I reheated the queso it got grainy, my advice would be to not do that because that’s a lot of cheese going down the drain (I did not literally put it down the drain because I didn’t want my pipes to get constipated.)

Anyhoo, what’s nice about this hot dogs and queso recipe is that you can make it for guests as a nice fun party food or you can make up a plate for yourself to snack on as you watch your latest tv binge, I of course did the latter because i enjoy having all the hotdogs to myself. 

Bratwurst can also be used in this recipe, I added a chicken one to the one you see in the picture. 

Anyhoo without further adieu, I present to you the newest hot dog recipe of the month, hot dogs and queso also known as:

Meat Chodes with Creamy White Queso Dip Recipe

What You Need:

Hot dogs and or bratwurst 

Carrots (for garnish, optional)

For Queso:

  • 1 8 oz. block of white American or white cheddar cheese
  • ½ cup mozzarella
  • 12 ounces evaporated milk
  • 1 tablespoon of cornstarch 
  • 2 Jalapeños (sliced and diced)
  • ½ teaspoon Chili Powder
  • ½ teaspoon Cumin
  • ½ teaspoon Red Pepper Flakes
  • ¼ teaspoon Paprika
  • ¼ teaspoon Cayenne Pepper
  • Salt 
  • Pepper

What You Do:

Make the Queso: 

  1. Chop up your big block of cheese into tiny bits. 
  2. Heat up the evaporated milk (not too hot!) and then whisk in cornstarch.
  3. Once it starts to lightly simmer, reduce the heat to low.
  4. Stir in the cheese by the handful. Keep STIRRING. Stir and stir until all the cheese is incorporated and also completely melted.
  5. Add in your peppers and spices. 
  6. Put in serving bowl. 

Cook Hot Dogs/Brats:

Follow your favorite method.

Assemble Plate:

  • Put bowl of queso on plate.
  • Cut the hot dogs and or brats into chunks and stab with toothpicks.
  • Add carrots, cucumbers, or any other phallic-y food items to the plate you have sitting around.
  • Ta-Da!
  • Time to dip those wieners in some rich creamy white sauce and enjoy! 

Loving what you’re getting so far? Get other Phallic Food diet recipes. Including more from Hot Dog Month with The Reno Footlong Kielbasa Featuring special guest, Cooking with Julien.

Support Go Eat a Carrot on Patreon for fun food facts and just the tip–sex tips, and more! 

Want to listen to my interview all about the Phallic Food Diet and my new book, Corn Tits? Find it on the Chubstep Podcast here.

Chili Cheese Hot Dog Tacos

leftover hot dog recipe idea

Put your hot dog in a new position tonight!

Chili cheese hot dog tacos will take your bland old hot dog to the next level. This is the perfect recipe if you have leftover hot dogs or chili sitting around and are looking for a way to spice things up. These are also great because if you buy everything pre-made like I did they take a whole 5 minutes to make.

Of course, if you want to make everything from scratch that’s up to you but my motto is work smarter, not harder.

As you can see from the pictures, these chili cheese hot dog tacos are not the prettiest to look at, but by golly they’re delicious, surprisingly delicious.

Just another Phallic Food Diet recipe that will leave you begging for more.

Chili Cheese Hot Dog Tacos Recipe

What You Need:

  • Hot Dogs
  • 1 can of chili (or your own homemade chili)
  • White cheddar cheese or Monterrey jack cheese
  • Guacamole (pre-made or homemade)
  • Crushed tortilla chips
  • Greek yogurt or sour cream
  • Hardshell or soft shell tacos

What You Do:

  1. Cook hot dog by package directions or your particular preferred method
  2. Heat up chili 
  3. Heat shells
  4. Start layers with guac on bottom
  5. Followed by the Hot dog, Chili, Cheese, Crushed tortilla chips (optional), Drizzle of plain green yogurt or sour cream (optional)
  6. Shove these crunchy hot dog tacos in mouth
  7. Enjoy

Want more Phallic Food diet recipes? Check out more from hot dog month with special guest, Chubstep’s Chicago Style Phallic Hot Dog with Cumback Sauce.

Support Go Eat a Carrot on Patreon for fun food facts and just the tip–sex tips, and more! 

Want to listen to my interview all about the Phallic Food Diet and my new book, Corn Tits? Find it on the Chubstep Podcast here