Before we begin, let’s take a moment to talk about the history of the Hitachi Magic Wand.
The Hitachi Magic Wand was invented in Japan as an AC-powered wand vibrator to relieve tension, body aches, and sore muscles. It came out onto the market in America in 1968.
I’m not sure if anyone ever used it for its intended purposes.
For over 50 years people, mostly women, but also men, have been using this device as a sex toy.
It is by far the most powerful vibrator I have ever used and I have tried and tested many, many, many. I actually chose to not buy the Hitachi Magic Wand when I first started working as a sex toy saleswoman because I had heard the rumors and I didn’t want it to ruin me.
I was afraid the vibrations would be so intense I would never want to use any other toy ever again, because I’m a high-vibe type of gal. Plus, the thing is big and bulky and I didn’t want to have to carry it around everywhere I went.
I love the Hitachi Magic Wand, just like I knew that I would. Of course, I still have other favorites, like the Lelo Sona Cruise and the We-Vibe Tango, but those are stories for other days.
Let me get to the point.
A couple of mornings ago I had gotten back from a yoga class, I had showered and was resting peacefully in my bed. I decided that I should masturbate. I wasn’t that turned on, but it seemed like I should get it out of the way in case I became turned on later and there was nothing I could do about it. So, I whipped out the Hitachi.
As I turned on Pornhub and started going at it, I realized that my hips were quite sore.
I tried to ignore it.
But the more I vibrated, the more my hips were like WTF?
It was at this point that my true age was revealed. I was no longer a young whipper-snapper. I was in fact, in my almost-mid thirties.
I took the hitachi and started using it for its initial purpose–as a body massager. And boy, were my hips happy.
My clit on the other hand, was not amused.
You know you’re in your thirties when you go to masturbate and end up using your Hitachi on your aching hips instead.
When you start using your body massager as a body massager.
Sore muscles? Body aches? Untapped desire? Want to try the Hitachi out for yourself?
Enjoy The Razzzberry Nippler Through Your Hottest Days
Watch the video for the How-To and to see me use interesting devices to muddle and “stir.”
Happy summer solstice! Today I created a drink you can keep drinking through the longest hottest days of the year. It’s crisp, light, and of course, refreshing.
This drink is dedicated to one of my favorite followers, who recently sent me a Hitachi that changed my entire world (and vibrated me into what could only be described as happiness). Watch to the near end of the video to see the Hitachi in motion.
Here’s the other thing. If you watch this how-to summer cocktail recipe video you’ll see that I use not one but two sex toys to assist in this concocktion. I believe that if you can make a pervertable from kitchen utensils you can reverse that and make sex toys into food & drink helpers as well.
Anyhoo. Here’s the How-To on the Razzzberry Nippler Summer Cocktail.
Razzzberry Nippler Ingredients:
5ish leaves of mint
A dollop of ginger (from the pre-chopped container or like a ¼ an inch peeled and chopped fresh ginger)
The juice of ½ to 1 lime
2 shots tequila
Put raspberries, mint ginger, and lime in glass. Muddle with your favorite muddler. I like to use glass dildos but if you’re basic use a basic muddler. Add tequila.* Add ice. Top with club soda. Garnish with lime slice and raspberries.
*Can substitute with rum or whatever. Also… You might want to strain the seeds at this point. That’s all personal preference.
If You Like Orgasming in 20 seconds or Less This is the Toy For You
I have no brains left thanks to Lelo Sona Cruise
Thanks to a couple of my loyal amazing followers who pitched in on a gift for me (which you can also do by checking out my Amazon Wish List here) I received the Lelo Sona Cruise in the mail a few days ago.
On the Lelo page, they make claims that this tiny ass clitoral vibrator:
“stimulates 75% more of your clitoris, for a feeling that will change your life, one orgasm at a time.”
It does this by using sonic waves instead of a typical vibrator that uses, well, vibrations. The waves go beyond the external to pulsate and stimulate (because our clits are a web of nerve endings, not just little fashionable vulva buttons).
Since my time at Fascinations, I have tried nearly a hundred different sex toys. I have become a sex toy snob. I have three favorite companies and Lelo happens to be one of them (We-Vibe and Fun Factory are the other).
A former coworker used to refer to Lelo toys as “Gucci for your Coochie,” which is as close to accurate as you’re going to get. They are indeed a luxury sex toy company (the $2,500 gold prostate toy pretty much exemplifies that). Lelo designs are streamlined, beautiful, and classy. Plus, they’re all made out of medical-grade materials and are rechargeable.
When I opened the Sona Cruise box I was both mesmerized by the impressive design and slightly skeptical about this small suction looking device doing anything of value for my pussy. I could not imagine how anything could be better than the Hitachi (my most recent vibrator love).
The thing about vibrators is that, just like with polyamory, you can love MORE than ONE.
Just because you get pleasure from eating pizza does not take away from the fact that you also get pleasure from putting ice cream in your mouth.
After charging and cleaning the Lelo Sona Cruise, it was time to give it a whirl or for it to whirl me or perhaps we’d whirl each other?! Anyway. I turned it on and it was SO quiet. After getting used to the power-drill sounds of the Hitachi I thought there was NO way it was going to do anything at all to my clitoris.
I put the tiny spout mouth up to my finger, it was like, egh. I put it on my nipple, it was like oohh, okkaayy, maybe. . . I put it on my clit.
Well. I TRIED to put it on my clit.
After I maneuvered it around to find the exact correct spot for ultimate sensation, which took a bit longer than I thought it would, I hit THE SPOT and it felt like a fucking electrical lightning surge zip all the way my body.
I dropped it.
Whoa. I thought. WHOA.
“Okay, little pink friend with the power punch, looks like you may be able to hold your own after all,” I said to myself in my head and not out loud or anything weird like how dirty talking your sex toys would probably be, that I would never EVER do. . . .
The very first initial contact was super intense, but I needed lube.
So, I put a drop or 10 (because I have the Sahara desert of vaginas from living in this dry ass climate and almost always being hungover and dehydrated) on my pussy, took a deep breath and got back to work.
I couldn’t even pay attention to porn while this thing was on my button. My brain couldn’t handle the multi-tasking. My clit could barely handle the sensations.
I turned on the different rhythms/patterns to help give my clit a seconds rest and it turned out that I enjoyed the rhythm/patterns MORE than just the straight BUZZ, which NEVER has happened with a toy before.
Oh. My. God.
It felt like a three-minute long mini-orgasm that ended with a MAJOR orgasmic mind-blowing explosion.
Small little pink friend, if that’s how you’re going to roll (or pulsate), I will accept your offering.
So, yeah. Um. It was good.
But that’s not all my friends and followers. That is not where the Lelo Sona story ends.
Later that night, my current mansexfriendthingthatdoesnothavealabel wanted me to demo the toy for him.
He had been eating me out so when I put the toy on my clit it made these amazing sloppy wet noises that were kind of hilarious and also totally recordable for an interesting EDM remix throwdown. Yet, still, the sound of the toy itself was almost inaudible. Anyhoo…
A lot of people claim that sex toys/vibrators sort of “numb the clit,” and that they create this inability to get off with actual people, but I’m here to counter that and say that since the Hitachi and the Lelo Sona Cruise I’ve turned into basically a Cum Queen. I’m orgasming ALL the fucking time, both alone and with people. At the beginning, in the middle, and at the end. Like, holy shit. Both of these toys seem to propel my orgasm FORWARD instead of blocking them at all.
Not only that, but after I had demoed it for a few minutes we threw it aside and started having P-in-V sex; we’re both still not sure what actually happened, but my vagina contracted and released and contracted as if it wanted to extract the orgasm from his cock all by itself. This situation was almost entirely involuntarily on my behalf. As if my vagina was turning into its own entity and cock juice was its main dietary source.
I got the juice. Pretty sure I got part of his brains too, since right after, as we were getting dressed, he put his shoes on the wrong feet (making it the best after-sex compliment I have ever gotten).
So, would I recommend the Lelo Sona Cruise?
Oh my god.
BUT now I want to try ALL the sonic wave sex toys to see how the others compare. Personally, I’d like the spout/mouth part of be a little bit bigger to cover more surface area even though I am aware that the waves move around the whole space. I think it would help ease some of the intensity so it could grow into a MAJOR orgasm without cumming within 10 seconds (unless you like cumming in 10 seconds, so you can move on with your life. I like it to last a little bit longer than that just because there’s not much else I’d rather be doing.)
Also. Lube & toy cleaner are an absolute must with this.
Make sure the lube is water-based. Silicone on silicone has been known to be a bad idea, so why risk it?
Side note before I begin this review. Curious if you ever watch a certain porn and while you’re aroused getting yourself off all the stuff that’s happening in the porn is super hot, but then right after the orgasm you’re still watching it and like WTF?! Why was that working for me?!
That just happened to me while I was attempting to test out my latest toy up for review. I won’t go into detail, but I will say it was some weird animated thing that involved a very large (as in going all the way out the mouth from the vagina) alien-like penis. Perhaps because it’s so disturbing and unrealistic it somehow works in the fantasy realm of the brain.
This is clearly something that I will have to come back to and investigate further.
For now, on to the review.
Today I decided to try out pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series Black Glass Ben-Wa Balls.
First of all, many of pipedream products are decently priced but the quality of the material is typically not great, so I’d advise if you’re buying an anal toy or vibrator to use a condom on them or to consider it a one-and-done situation and throw it away after.
Since what I’m sticking inside of me is made out of glass it shouldn’t carry the same risk.
The back of the box says: “with regular use, you’ll enjoy improved muscle control and stronger, more frequent orgasms.”
It also suggests to place them under warm water or in the freezer for a cool sensation.
Here’s My Monday Masturbation Review of Medium-Sized Glass Ben-Wa Balls:
I started by cleaning the two shiny black balls with toy cleaner. Sure, they’ve never been used to before but who knows what happens during packaging and shipping.
I put a dab of lube on, roll them around in my hands, then pop one in.
My pussy swallows it in one big gulp.
I stick in the second one.
I stand up.
I’m surprised to discover that they do not fall out immediately, particularly considering all the sex I have.
I twirl around.
I swivel my hips up and down.
They don’t budge. They don’t seem to move at all. According to the research I did, when you move your hips they’re supposed to create a sensation; perhaps the ones I have are too big for my tight pussy, who knows? Anyway, I don’t really feel much but I keep them in anyway for the strength training.
Then I have to pee.
Many women are freaked out by ben-wa balls without strings. Well, here’s the thing, as long as you don’t stick them up your ass they won’t get lost. (DO NOT STICK THESE UP YOUR ASS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO THE ER.) If you’ve ever used a Diva Cup during your period the method of extraction is the same. You crouch then use your pelvic floor muscles to push them out.
The first one comes out with ease. The second one takes a little bit more work since it’s way further up there.
I clean them again. I decide to try one of the temperature methods. Since it’s hot as man-balls in the desert here in Denver I put them in a mug full of ice water for 10 minutes to chill.
It’s so fucking hot here that when I go to put them back in, it feels cold for all of about 3 seconds before my hellfire of a pussy pocket heats the glass back up. In other words, the ice play melted too fast to do anything, but I’m sure on other occasions, it’s way more fun (I know it’s fun with glass dildos so I’d recommend that if you’re looking for temperature play).
I’ve had them in now for about 4 hours. I used the Hitachi with them still in and I didn’t really notice much of a difference. Then again the Hitachi is loud and distracting and I was also watching that weird disturbing porn.
Since these ben-wa balls are supposed to be used regularly I cannot comment yet on the increase in orgasms or intensity. I will give an updated review in a couple of weeks after I wear them every day if I notice any sort of difference.
In the meantime, keep eating those carrots and peaches and pink tacos and stuff.
And I hope you’re all enjoying yourselves this evening, wink wink.
I worked at a sex toy store for a little over a year; during that time I tried, tested, had affairs with many different vibrators, dildos, anal plugs etc. because of this experience I have become quite snobby with regard to my sex toy desires. Yet, I’ve always avoided the Original Hitachi Magic Wand.
Why did I avoid the Hitachi Magic Wand?
Well, I had a series of concerns and quite frankly, fears.
It plugs into a wall outlet.
But most of all, I heard rumors that once you went down the Hitachi road you’d never want to walk down any other road ever again.
And I love my We-Vibes and my Lelos and Fun Factories.
I didn’t WANT the Hitachi to be the end-all be-all of vibrators. I mean, could you imagine carrying this giant ass thing around in your purse or even in your sex bag?! (You do have a sex bag, right? I’ll discuss sex bags another time just in case you do not.)
Admittedly though, I like a good sex toy and this one had a good reputation (and has so for decades). So, I put it on my Amazon Wish List and was surprised to find it arrive at my door a couple of weeks later. It was meant to be! I was so excited. (You can watch me open the sex box and see all the other goodies I got too by going to this article.)
How did the Hitachi Magic Wand work out for me?
Well, the very first time I tried it, I put it on the lower speed and used it OVER my panties (which you can buy by contacting me directly) even on the lower speed and over my panties it was SUPER intense. Of course, I’m a go-getter winner that has to find out for herself what something feels like, so I turned it up on HIGH.
I’d like to blame it on allergies or even a hormone imbalance but no, it was blasting away at my clit so hard my eyes started watering. I was reflexively and unintentionally crying from whatever sort of pleasure/pain thing was happening to me. IT WAS AWESOME!
The rumors are true.
The we-vibes and the Lelos and the Fun Factories have their place, but the Hitachi Magic Wand is definitely something every person should own. EVERY PERSON! Why? Because you can also actually use it for its original intended purpose as the body massager. I put it against my head (because I am a strange bird) and it was lovely. It was like a brain massage, it was like I didn’t have to think about anything because my brain literally could not think while I held it there for like ten seconds.
Full disclosure, I have had someone attempt forced orgasms on me with the Hitachi Rechargeable Magic Wand, these orgasms are possible, but it’s not as easy and the toy is not nearly as powerful.
In fact, this is the one and only time that I will tell you to get the vibrator that plugs in. Sure, it’s a bit odd at first to know that your clit is just one shortage away from being zapped off by bad electrical wiring but you really are only risking it for about two minutes max.
That’s right. I can orgasm in under a minute with this thing. Earlier today I orgasmed in like 20 seconds and then I kept going to see if I could have any more– and I did! I’d count about 4 in under 5 minutes. The Hitachi Magic Wand is almost as good as eating magical candy and having a guy eat you out for an hour while you trip (not that I would ever ingest anything illegal but I’ve heard the stories).
Final thoughts on the Hitachi Magic Wand:
If you’re an experienced sex toy user (in the clitoral vibrator realm), aka you’ve tried all the rest, then I’d suggest you give the wand a whirl (or better yet, let it whirl you).
If you’re new to vibrators, I’d try some other less intense toys first and ease into this power-tool for your pussy a few years down the road.
(Feel free to email me if you’d like some suggestions RIGHT NOW or you can subscribe to the blog/ Instagram and stay tuned for my upcoming reviews on other vibrators I love).
(You can also always use it over your underwear or even a pillow. Also, you can put a condom over the head if you want an easier way to keep it clean and/or share it with others.)