Sweet Jizz Glazed Carrots

When someone tells you to go eat a carrot now you will have the perfect recipe for just that. These sweet jizz glazed carrots are super simple to make and make a sexy side to any dinner plate. We had them with bbq ribs and mashed potatoes, let me tell you that was TOO much food.

I’m typically not a fan of cooked carrots just straight up by themselves, particularly when they’re sweetened but these didn’t get mushy or weird on me so I can legit recommend them to you all, my carrot loving friends.

Sweet jizz glazed carrots

Ingredients:

One 2 lb bag of carrots, peeled, and cut into quarters

1/4 cup of butter

1/4 cup of honey

1/2 teaspoon Garlic powder

Garlic salt + pepper to taste

One teaspoon ground rosemary OR one tablespoon fresh rosemary de-stemmed, cut or ground in mortal + pestle

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional)

What You Do:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F

Get out baking dish (I put foil and cooking spray on mine but you may or may not NEED to that) throw your carrots on the baking dish.

Melt butter + honey + seasonings in pot.

Pour jizz glaze mixture over carrots and then toss those sexy carrots to coat (Alternative. Toss carrots in bowl and then transfer to baking dish to make sure ALL carrots get jizzed on equally).

Bake them for like 40 ish minutes (give or take 5 minutes).

Enjoy putting them in your mouth, chewing, and swallowing.

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