Thirsty Thursday: Thoughts on No Nut November

Why Men Are Choosing Not to Masturbate

Men have really come up with interesting ways to torture themselves–and let’s face it, to also torture women in the process of torturing themselves.

First, there was No Shave November, which tortured many mens’ faces with terrible terrible facial hair looks. No, you do not look good with a moustache. No one looks good with a moustache. (Okay, there may be about three exceptions in the entire world, but I can take a gamble here and say your face is not one of them.)

And now there’s No Nut November.

A way to torture yourself by not allowing your penis to release any ejaculate for 30 days.

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The main philosophy of Go Eat A Carrot, is pleasure first. So, the idea of not masturbating (to completion) for an entire month could be viewed as going completely against my belief system. Yet, maybe not.

There is a beauty in the choice to take on anything challenging.

People go on food fasts all the time and since sex and food are on the same level of human need, I think it’s pretty easy to compare noFap to that.

I went through quite a few of the subReddit NoNutNomember posts in an attempt to better understand the motivations behind it.

I get that it’s a test of will power. Some claim to even improve mental clarity and come to terms with some deeper emotional issues that they’ve been covering up through porn and wanking.  

I’m a bit curious as to why masturbation seems so all-consuming to the No-Nutters. Like, it takes me less than 10 minutes a day to achieve and it’s actually good for one’s mental and physical health. Perhaps, if you’re spending hours upon hours watching porn and jerkin the gherkin than yeah, maybe taking some time off is a good idea.

This all comes down to your own personal state of well-being. You really need to ask yourself why you are compelled to stop doing something people do naturally all the time.

Has it become unnatural? Unpleasant? Is it over-taking your life? Does it just sound like a fun challenge? Do you feel the need to join a community of people who call you a soldier even though you prob have never served in any sort of military service? (That’s one of the things that’s the most bizzare about this newer trend, but I feel like I’ll just save that analysis for someone else to take care of as there’s too much to unpack with that in one blog.) Are you a masochists who like torturing yourself with ridiculous physical challenges? Do you have an issue with addiction? Are you curious to know if you can do it just based on that alone?

Are you also participating in No Shave November and because of that you realize no one will actually want to have sex with you while you have weird sad hair growing on your face?

Clearly, I have a lot of questions.

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In years past I’ve done my own Manless May thing. This was more so to cleanse my dating palate. To rediscover my wants, likes, desires. Of course, I still masturbated. And “manless” did not include “womanless,” but in any event, I do understand the motivations behind taking a break from something you do regularly. It gives you time to reflect on the why. It gives you time to reevaluate if that behavior is healthy or helpful. And then, when you do finally womp the weasel it could in fact be way MORE pleasurable just because you’ve restrained yourself for so long and built up the anticipation.

If you participated in No Nut November, please enlighten me on why, how, what etc. I’m genuinely curious. Also, if you need something to really get your December 1st going, I’ve got plenty of fapping materials for you to pursue through on my Patreon.

If you did wank this month or you didn’t wank this month you’re still a winner in my book.


Hear my thoughts on No Nut November here. 


Weird Sex Wednesday: What is Edging and Why You Should Do It

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Edging–So You Don’t Blow Your Load

There are many reasons why a person may want to practice edging.

Edging is pretty much exactly what it sounds like, basically, you stimulate to the point right before you orgasm and then stop prior to climaxing. You can repeat this as many times as you can stand it. This practice is way more common amongst men though women can also do it.

Why would anyone want to edge when they could just jizz all over the place and get it over with quickly?

Well, here are some examples.

The Whoopsie-Daisy

One night a man and a woman go on a date. They had matched on Tinder a few days before and had partaken in witty banter prior to deciding to meet up. They turn out to be neighbors and decide to head to a bar near both of them. They get drunk. He invites her back to his place. They have another drink. They start making out. His pants come off. His dick comes out. She goes down to suck his dick. She licks his carrot from the bottom to the top. He comes all over the place from the one lick. If he had practiced edging perhaps he could have enjoyed more of a well-rounded blow-job.

The Little Bitch Boy

Let’s say you’re a submissive man into dominant women. You finally find a woman willing to boss you around. She tells you that you can play with yourself but you can’t cum. Guess what? You better learn how to edge you little piece of shit loser.

The Holy Fuck

You’re a man and you’re tired of the same old orgasm. You’ve had thousands perhaps even millions of orgasms and they’re all starting to feel the same. You decide to try edging. You edge all day long. Then finally after hours and hours of edging you let it go and it’s the most intense orgasm you’ve ever had in your entire life.

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Whether you’re trying to overcome premature ejaculation or you’re looking to intensify your orgasm, edging is indeed an interesting technique to try. It’s also fun to do while you’re giving oral sex to someone else. It will drive them crazy and there’s nothing better than driving someone crazy in bed. I do think it might be a little rude to attempt edging with most women (though feel free to disagree ladies), only because it’s already difficult for many women to cum. How many times have we almost been there when a dude edges us accidentally by changing rhythm or technique seconds before it happens? Yeah. Exactly.

Watch this Go Eat A Carrot Video for Two Different Ways You Can Edge:

Are you an edger? Why do you do it? What do you like about it? If not, would you ever give it a whirl? Comment below with your thoughts and opinions!