Suck on a Chocolate Banana Shake

Bring the Boys and the Girls to the Yard with this Chocolate Banana Shake

This Chocolate Banana Shake tastes decadent and naughty but beneath it’s sweet robust flavors bursts actually healthy nutritious elements that are actually good for you. High in protein and potassium this shake will give your shake the boost it needs to boogie down well into your day (and/or night). If you’re going to suck on a big chocolate banana, shake it up well and then get to slurping it down.

Suck on a Chocolate Banana Shake Recipe

What You Need:

  • 1 Frozen Banana
  • 1 Tablespoon of peanut butter
  • 1 Tablespoon of cacao powder
  • 1 Tablespoon of Honey
  • 1/2 to 1 cup of your milk of choice
  • Ice

What You Do:

Put all your ingredients in a blender and blend util smooth.

Pour into your glass of choice.

Suck through an eco-friendly glass straw–if you have one–for added suck power.

You can get glass straws here if you want to buy something for yourself today.


Found this Jack Daniels Bung-Slinger glass at the local thrift store for a quarter, which felt like something I needed though still have no idea what a bung slinger is–sounds pretty pervy to me, I’m kind of afraid to look it up.

Anyway, Thanks for coming! 

I hope you’re enjoying BANANA MONTH thus far. For more Phallic Food Diet Recipes including more Bananas check out Frozen Chocolate Covered Bananas with Nuts.

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Frozen Chocolate Covered Bananas with Nuts

frozen bananas

They’re hard. They’re Chocolate. They’re nutty. 

It’s BANANA Month! 

Oh, yeah, because this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Now that I have that song stuck in your head, I shall continue. I hated bananas until the age of 34. So, the banana boat is something I’m just now hopping onto. I still don’t really care for banana-flavored stuff but I do not think I’m alone here. 

Anyway, these frozen chocolate covered bananas are a perfect treat for yourself or your lover or both and easy enough to make that you’ll look like a real champ if you are looking for a fun and delicious way to celebrate the holiday of love aka Valentine’s Day. Or you just want a moderately healthy dessert to shove in your mouth. Before your bananas turn to mush turn them into this sweet treat and have them on hand anytime you’re in the mood for hard, chocolatey nuts on your tongue. 

Frozen Chocolate Covered Bananas with Nuts

What You Need:

  • 2 Bananas cut in half
  • 4 Popsicle sticks
  • ½ a bag of chocolate chips
  • Nuts of your choice (I used pecans and peanuts)

What You Do:


On baking sheet with a piece of wax paper on top, put popsicle sticks up each banana

Let freeze for like 15-30 minutes


Once bananas have gotten hard, melt the chocolate–a microwave works best but a double-broiler works too (I have neither so it made this much more challenging)


Dump some nuts on a plate. Dip, cover, coat each bananas in chocolate and then roll each banana in the nuts. Place back on wax paper.


Freeze for like 30 more minutes than shove in mouth. Or store in ziplock bag until ready to eat. 

Thanks for coming! 

For more Phallic Food Diet Recipes check out Go Eat a Carrot Hummus.

Support Go Eat a Carrot on Patreon for fun food facts and just the tip–sex tips, and more! 

Listen to my latest interview all about the Phallic Food Diet and my new book, Corn Tits on the Chubstep Podcast here