5 Ways to Ease Your Sexual Frustration During Quarantine

Sexually Frustrated During Quarantine?

5 Things That Can Help Ease Sexual Frustration

You know, when I moved from Denver to rural Kansas I knew my sex life was going to take a big hit (or lack of hits, I guess haha). But I was unprepared for this sort of quarantine drama. It’s way different when you purposely abstain because you’re looking for something more meaningful or you’re tired of getting pumped and dumped or you’re seeking God or whatever, but to be single and not being able to get laid, makes a person WANT it all the more. Or maybe it’s just me. But I’ve talked to a few people and I’m pretty sure it’s not just me. 

It has gotten a bit out of control, what was once a thought about sex every 25-63 seconds has now gotten up to be hover more around like 7 seconds. And the thoughts are getting weird. Pornhub searches are getting weirder (hear about them on my Patreon); the things, ideas, people I’ve considered humping when this is all over has really gone off the deep end. I even thought that Arnold Schwarzenegger looked good and I have never been into that much muscle. 

In reality, I know that this time will fly by like a wink of an eye, and I understand that springtime brings with it its own extra element of procreational desires–the owls are hooting–the turkeys are gobbling–the bulls are strutting– all the wild life are running around doing it, tis the season. 

So, what do you do if you’re sexually frustrated and in quarantine? What if you can’t wank off or you’ve wanked off so much you’re starting to cause physical damage? Or it’s just become so boring yet the energy hasn’t gone away? Well, you’re in luck. I’ve put together a list:

5 things to Do with Your Pent Up Sexual Energy

  1. Sit and Don’t Think About What You’ve Done

Aka meditate. I know, at first it sounds counter-intuitive, if you’re having wild sex thoughts, craving sex, getting turned on by the craziest people, ideas, things, etc. that sitting around doing nothing about it would be the worst idea ever. But, running away from the issue isn’t going to help either. The concept is to turn into the craving, not necessarily succumb to it, but feel the feeling of it and recognize it as just that, a feeling. And like every other feeling, let it pass by like a cloud in the blue blue sky. 

  1. Move it or Lose It aka Workout

You must let that energy escape somehow. Start with a few jumping jacks, maybe some sit ups, follow-up with a couple of pushups (if your boner doesn’t get in the way). Or go for a long run. Move your body. Move it until you can’t move it anymore if you must. Sweat it out. Do it. Just do it. Oh. yeah. 

  1. Take Cold Showers Every Day

And blow my life away on a dream that won’t come true. (Anyone else a Grease fan?). This one is pretty self-explanatory. Cool off. Or turn up the heat and take care of business again. It may be one of the few places you have privacy (if you live with other people). It will at least give you something to do and ease the smell of living that one pair of gnarly sweatpants you own. 

  1. Play With It

Still sexually frustrated but also bored? There’s never been a better time to bring out your sex toys — or get yourself a new one. I have plenty of articles on the best ones out there, like The Best Sex Toys or Men, Best Sex Toys for Couples, or Best Sex Toys For Any Budget etc. Check out Lelo for some of the best high quality toys around–and change up your typical wank off routine (for women, men, couples and everyone in between). 

  1. Make it or Break It

Most importantly, the best thing to do with your pent up sexual energy is create. Your sexual center and your creativity center are interconnected so if you’re struggling in one area, give attention to the other and you might find a solution. Creating doesn’t have to be for anyone but yourself–whether you decide to write a song or a story or a poem, paint or draw, dance around the room, play music, bake bread (like everyone else seems to be doing)– cover your entire body in googly eyes and walk around the neighborhood spying on everyone– whatever you do, do it for you. It’s all about expressing a part of yourself to yourself–don’t worry what anyone else will think of it. 

So there you have it. 5 ways to make it through this quarantine a little less sexually frustrated. If you have any other ideas please feel free to leave them in the comments below. 

If you need help finding the perfect sex toy for you feel free to send me an email or drop me a message in Instagram.

Also, follow my Patreon for video diaries, pics you won’t see anywhere else, DMs gone wrong and so much more. 

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Holiday Gift Guide: Sexy Stocking Stuffers

Ho Ho Ho It Up This Holiday Season

Sure, these stocking stuffers are not the most conventional, but they sure are sexy. You can always put it together and give it behind closed doors to your favorite someone if you like, have kids or whatever. Or slip a couple of these in after Santa comes to make your entire family laugh or cringe, naughty naughty (always way more fun than being nice).

 Sexy Stocking Stuffer Ideas

Lube!

Get Lubed Up

Nothing says “get fucked,” like a nice bottle of lube. This brand is pretty amazing and it smells like a cookie, so you can ho ho ho all day long. 

Discover Woo For Play lube here.

Toy Cleaner!

If you’re going to get down and dirty you should also know how to clean up after yourself. This foam cleaner is great as it stays on the toy much easier than the sprays do. 

Get System Jo Toy Cleaner here. 

Bullet Vibes

Small yet powerful, bullet vibes are a must-have addition to any sexy bedroom. You can use them directly on the clit or add them to prostate toys, anal plugs etc. for some extra pizzaz. This one is cheap and takes a AAA Battery, which is much preferred over the little watch batter vibrators (of course if you want the best of the best when it comes to bullet vibes I always recommend the we-vibe tango). 

Get this cheap ($16.99) bullet vibe here. 

Tenga Eggs

Add a new sensation to male masturbation with this one-use soft-sleeve. Textured to add to stimulation and help make for a unique orgasm. Plus, they’re kind of funny, if you’re into sex humor in any way. But, if you’re serious about male masturbation, then also, you should try everything out there, including this. 

Get Tenga Eggs here.

Condoms

Better safe than sorry, as they say. Give the men in your life an ego-boost with the Magnum X-Large. Or send good luck to the single straight ladies with a box of these bad boys. Condoms can get pricey, particularly when you’re buying them all the time, so it’s not only a healthy gift but a thoughtful one. 

Buy condoms here. 

Watch me talk about ALL the great sexy toys you could give for the holidays!

Holiday Gift Guide: Best Sex Toys for Every Budget

Give Your Lover The Gift of Pleasure This Holiday Season

There’s really not a better gift to give than the gift of pleasure. What’s a better way to experience pleasure than with sex toys?! Below is a list of some of the best sex toys you can get no matter your budget.

Women’s External (Clitoral) Toys

Best Bang for Your Buck

The Pico-bong Collection from Lelo– Ako $45

A bit on the higher-end of affordable but this toy is basically the battery-version of Lelo. High-quality materials, waterproof, quiet. This is the #1 vibrator I recommend for anyone who has never used a vibrator before or for anyone who needs a good travel vibe.  

best affordable clit vibrator

Best Deal Happening Right Now

Nea by Lelo $69

This is the cheapest I’ve seen this clitoral vibe by Lelo listed online for quite a while. I’ve had this toy for like eight years and it still works wonders. It’s rechargable and made out of a body-safe material. Plus it’s so small you can take it pretty much anywhere. 

Best Splurge for Your Urge 

We-Vibe Touch $99

When it comes to clitoral toys we-vibe does it right. This one is great because it covers a bit more surface area than the bullet (which is also amazing). 

high end clit vibe worth the money

Women’s Best External (G-Spot…and more) Toys

Best Bang for Your Buck

Another great toy from Lelo’s Pico-Bong Collection– Moka $33

This is SUPER cheap compared to what it used to be priced at. I’d say get it now before they raise it back up to its original cost. Don’t forget the batteries! (Bonus, the surface area of this g-spot toy also works well as a clitoral vibrator.) 

Best $100 Bucks You Can Spend

Fun Factory Stronic Drei

Another great toy company is Fun Factory (based in Germany). I think out of all the toy companies out there they manage to get a great girth/size for all of their toys. The material is an interesting texture that’s somewhere in between soft and hard (kind of like a dick, but like, not). 

Real Love Cums in a Fancy Box

The Soraya from Lelo $179

If you’re looking for a toy that will be a real show stopper, look no further. This fancy af toy hits the g-spot and the clit. Plus it’s super fancy, which really proves how much you care about your lover/friend/favorite blog writer… 

Men’s Masturbators

Best Bang for Your Buck 

TENGA Standard Edition Deep Throat OnaCup $12.99

These cheap TENGA cups are designed for one-time use BUT if you use it with a condom you can reuse it multiple times. 

Give Him the Gift of Boujee Wanking

The TENGA Flip Holes are the best male masturbators on the market. You can’t go wrong with any of their options. They’re easy to clean and create a sensation you won’t find anywhere else. 

TENGA Flip Hole Luxury $104.99

Best Prostate Toys

Hit it and Quit It

Love Honey Curve Cruise 5 Function Vibrating Prostate Massager $20.99

If you’re a beginner and testing the prostate massage waters it’s best to start out with something on the cheaper side. This is decent quality and a size that won’t overwhelm. Plus, you can add a bullet for additional vibration / stimulation. 



Explore the Middle Ground

Tantus Slow Drive $53 

Tantus has some of the best sex toys on the market. Premium quality, easy to clean, and the company is based in America. They have plenty of options but this toy can work for either the prostate or the g-spot, so why not go both ways, if you dare (and clean it properly). 

Give That Butt the Royal Treatment

Hugo-Lelo $164

The Hugo from Lelo is the treat your prostate (or your manfriend’s prostate) has been dreaming about. It comes with a wireless remote, dual motor and is waterproof and rechargeable.  

Best Couple’s Sex Toys

Some Cheap Fun Stuff

Dual Vibrating Cock Ring $7.99

Chocolate Body Paint $14.99

Red Silk Bondage Restraints $14.99

Meet Each Other In The Middle

Weekend In Bed Bondage Kit $34.99

Love Honey Kinky Crystal Sex Kit $64.99

Because these are a bit cheaper you want to be extra careful with the cleaning of these different sex toys. 

Fancy AF Couples Toys

We-Vibe Anniversary Collection $229

My favorite bullet + one of the best couple’s toys out there in this beautiful combo package!

Feeldoe $145

Yes, it’s a strapless strap-on. Great for lesbian/queer couples and hetero couples that enjoy exploring with pegging. 

Lelo Oden 2 $199

This fancy cock ring is adjustable and comes with a wireless remote. 

Don’t forget the toy cleaner and lube

Get the Deals! 

Love Honey — Specials up to 50% Off All Through Black Friday & Cyber Monday + Free Shipping on orders over $60

Lelo — Save up to 70% off select items at LELO.com! No coupon code needed! (Valid through 11/28/18)

We-Vibe — Save 20% on everything at We-Vibe! Use code TWENTY. Valid 11.23-11.29

Tantus — Black Friday (November 23rd) through Cyber Monday (November 24th) = 50% Off (Almost) Everything* (some exclusions)