Tits Out Tuesday: Free the Nipple Breast Anatomy 101

The Obsession with Tits and Freeing Them On the Internet  

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How Do Boobs Work?

Boobs, tits, knockers, jugs, melons. There are hundreds of words out there that we use to describe breasts. The thing about these words is that they are sometimes not even close to being an accurate description. For instance, the use of the word “tit” to describe the entire boob area has always kind of weirded me out.


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The free the nipple movement and Tits Out Tuesday have the potential to help people understand some of the anatomical differences of the breast. The reasoning behind the free the nipple movement stems from two main issues:

1) freedom of speech 2) body oppression

In other words, it’s a double standard that men are allowed to be topless on social media sites and women are not. The difference is a sexualization of women’s bodies — the part most people are attracted to is actually the fat.

The female breast is comprised of muscle, fat, mammary ducts, lobules, the areola, and the nipple (there’s more too, but let’s keep it as simple as possible).

I’d like to point out that the areola and the nipple are two different things as many men have commented that I must have really large nipples, when in reality it’s the areola area that takes up more space on my boobs.


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Of course, boobs come in all shapes and sizes as we are all well aware. There are pointy boobs, round boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs, boobs with very long nipples, boobs with inverted nipples, etc. Everyone who has boobs (unless they’re fake boobs) has asymmetrical boobs, that is, one is slightly (or more than slightly) larger than the other. This has to do with the fact that most people are left or right hand dominant and the use of one side of the body more than the other creates a natural change in size.

Perhaps most of us are attracted to the female breast because they represent the beginning of life. Without milk, babies wouldn’t survive. There’s the evolutionary allure that makes us perk up at the sight of nice breasts because it makes the person seem more sexually compatible, more likely to feed those babies real good. Or be fed real good. Or both.

The censorship of the breast is a censorship of human sexuality. It’s more acceptable to see violence than boobs, which is bullshit.

The Free the Nipple Movement has gained women some breast rights; in the sense that they can now post pics of themselves breastfeeding actual babies, but other than that the censorship is still rather ridiculous. Hence why there are so many emojis-over-the-tit pics running around out there.


If there was less of a taboo on seeing female boobs, would they have as much sexual appeal? The law of the forbidden would say, no. But, I don’t think it would completely end the sexual appeal because boobs will be boobs and they will always have the ability to lure people in.

The question then becomes, is there anything behind the boobs? For example, a heart? Or better yet, do that boobs come with brains? Does your boner? Things to really think about. In the meantime, if you want to look at some uncensored pics of my boobs you can join in on all of the exclusive content on my Patreon. The more the merrier! Hope to see you there.

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Depression and Why I Show My Boobs

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I feel empty. I feel like I’m suffocating. I don’t know if I’m going to make it through this time. I’ve been depressed for so long it’s like a continual numbness. I’m tired.

I’ve become more distant from my close friends. Sometimes it feels like they don’t understand why I’m doing this. They think I’m doing something wrong by talking about sex and showing my boobs or whatever. Most people don’t like that I’m showing my boobs.

Well ‘most people’, they’re my boobs and I can show them if I want.

I don’t have to justify it, but here are some justifications anyway.

People are too uptight about the naked body and I’m rebelling against that.

It like to do it.

Other people enjoy looking at my boobs so why should I always keep them covered if I can give people who want to see them pleasure? Of course, this is America and we live in a capitalistic society so I’m not just going to give them away for free. I have to pay rent, people.

Speaking of rent. This is where I’m most upset with myself. I’m actually a really hard worker. I spent the past year writing a book and a satirical self-help video series and developing this blog while doing freelance marketing. The freelance has run dry and the other things are still incubating from an income-perspective. I have applied to jobs but my heart isn’t it in. My heart is here in these creative projects.

That’s the original reason why I started the Patreon account. It turns out that people only really care about seeing my boobs, which in a way is easier but not really because it would be nice if people wanted to see my boobs AND support my creative endeavors but I suppose we can’t always get everything we want huh?

Sidenote.

I’ve had a lot of people reach out to me on Instagram while I was writing this. I realize that we’re all a mess to some degree or another and you all are brave for getting up and getting out there. I really respect your strength and wish I had a bit more of it. Of course, tomorrow is another day and perhaps I’ll be a go-getting show-stopping money magnet then.

And I’ll be able to lift others who are feeling down. We’re like one big team here on planet Earth. Or maybe the suffocation will continue. Who knows?!

Feel free to check out my patreon for the boobs or whatever.

Tits Out Truth Bombs Tuesday: Nipple Play Explained + Tit Play Tips

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What To Do With All These Nipples

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Thoughts on Tit Play

Via an Instagram follower’s question:

“Nipple play. Some people love it, others get nothing from it, why?”

Here’s the deal, if you think of the human body as a macrocosm for pleasure and pain then the nipple would be like a microcosm. Or the tit is like one piece of the puzzle on the body that inhabits this planet.

That being said, every tit is different and even then tit sensitivity can fluctuate day to day depending on hormone levels, etc. Also, the size and structure of the breast can play a big part.

According to my research, those with smaller size breasts commonly have more sensitivity than those with large breasts. I do not know how true this is, as someone with medium sized-breasts mine are pretty sensitive so if someones are MORE sensitive than mine, good goddess I send my kindest regards and good luck getting through a regular day.

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Anyhoo. For all of these reasons (and I’m sure more), this is why some people love nipple play, other people feel nothing with regards to nipple play, and others can find it excruciating.

So, what is one to do when they stumble upon some new nipples in real life? Nipples attached to a human body, a body with a functioning brain; a brain that somehow is capable of connecting feeling to the physical?

I’d suggest good ole regular communication along with practicing the art of easing in.

There are many things one can do while playing with nipples. Here are some examples:

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This list goes on and on for those with imaginations etc.

How should one approach nipple play?

Talk to your partner. Go slowly.

As you nibble, ask “Is this good. Is this enough? Too much? Want more.”

It’s all about discovering each other’s bodies. Sure, it might seem like a passionate move to go in and chomp on a titty but I’m telling you right now most people aren’t going to like that… at least not straight away. That’s why there’s the easing-in stuff. Sort of like how you’d approach spanking someone. You wouldn’t immediately start slapping their ass as hard as you can, you’d give it some light tapping and then gauge the reaction as you increase the intensity. It’s the same.

Whatever you do with your nipples or someone else’s I hope you have fun!

Comment below on your favorite things to do with nipples OR confess to your own nipple sensitivity levels, mine is HIGH!

Tits Out Truth Bombs Tuesday: Black Lace Teddy Lingerie Review

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My Review of the EVELUST Halter Open Back Plunging Teddy

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What Are My Boobs Doing Out Again?

So, I’ve never really been a lingerie person. I think it’s because most of the guys I’ve dated in the past have preferred me straight-up naked. I’ve always secretly wanted to be a lingerie person though. There’s something about leather and lace and silk against the skin that regardless of whether or not you’re wearing it for someone else it feels nice against the body.

Of course, now that I’m nearly naked all over Instagram and Patreon it makes sense to give back to the world more variety. That’s why I have several lingerie options available on my Amazon Wish List that I’d like to experiment with wearing.

The thing about buying lingerie off the internet is that you never really know if it’s going to work or not. The models surely do very little for the imagination. I mean, of course, they do plenty for the imagination if you’re looking at the pictures just to masturbate, but they aren’t really helpful in the way of understanding how it might appear on a not-model body. The fake boobs are the part that really gets in the way. Like, my boobs are not going to stand at attention like theirs do. My waist isn’t going to curve in like it’s being tied up in the back with a thick piece of rope.

Not that my boobs are saggy to the floor yet or even that my waist is flopping around with an overabundance of too much ice cream and fried chicken, though with my current diet and exercise program this could be the case in the near future.

The other day I did exercise though. I went for a run around City Park and when I came back I had several packages awaiting me on my porch.

This made me very excited (I also sometimes get a bit nervous, like did I order something when I was drunk? Is there going to be a human head in this thing? What could it be?!)

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Anyway, on this day it was not a human head in a box. It wasn’t even a human finger (yes, I know, I have clearly been watching too much Hannibal). Instead, it was a box full of art supplies, a sexy lace bra, and an erotic-inspired teddy.

Yay!

Now I can paint in lingerie, I thought as I unboxed everything.

I tried on the EVELUST Halter Open Back Plunging Teddy.

It looks like this on the model:

It looks like this on me:

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Here’s what I like about it.

I like that it’s black and lacey and both covers and doesn’t cover my body at the same time. I put a pair of shorts over it to see if it was possible to wear in public. I think I could pull it off (at least at Burning Man). The problem I have with it is that I can’t really move without it also moving and my boobs popping out. I probably need boob tape. I’m not sure if I like the idea of putting tape on my boobs BUT I’d only do it if I did dare wear it outside the bedroom.

The other problem is the length. It fits almost perfectly, but again if I move too fast the bottom part goes straight on my vagina. It’s something different than a camel toe. Just one on my big hairy lips sticks out, like, “hello, time to get licking partner!”

Other than that it’s probably my new favorite piece of lingerie. Black looks good on pretty much anyone and it gives me this slimming mysterious allure. I’d say if you’re looking for something to wear for a sensual photoshoot. Or want something for your man to rip off (or rip off your woman) basically immediately upon coming into contact with it then this teddy is a good choice.

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Thirsty Thursday: It’s Okay to be Sexy on Social Media

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It’s Time to Get Quenched

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When It’s Hot, We All Get Thirsty

Growing up, “Thirsty Thursday” used to mean 99 cent Route 44s from the Sonic aka America’s Favorite Drive-In. The best Thirsty Thursday Route 44 Sonic beverage choice is and will always be a Cherry Limeade. Other running-up choices include the Strawberry Lemonade or a Grape/Orange/Cherry Slush or maybe MAYBE if the mood is just right, a cherry/vanilla Dr. Pepper. Yum Sonic drinks. (Now I am actually getting thirsty).

Today to be “thirsty” means something entirely different.

It no longer has anything to do with getting a giant-ass styrofoam cup full of corn syrup/ sugar-laced soda mixed with those perfectly tiny squared ice cubes for super cheap (though perhaps Sonic still has that special IDK I haven’t been there on a Thursday in years.).

Now, “to be thirsty” means to want or need something… particularly in relation to either attention or sexual relations or sexual attention or social media likes etc. etc.

Here are some sentence examples of the two main ways the word “thirsty” is often used:

Dick messages like 50 women on Instagram every day asking them what’s up, trying to get them to talk and or fuck him; that bitch is thirsty.

Kitty has been staring at that guy across the bar for so long that drool is coming out her mouth and she’s about to start humping her chair; that bitch is thirsty.

Jack is always posting pics of his giant ass biceps on Instagram, that bitch is thirsty.

Krystal posts half-naked pics of herself all over Instagram all day, that bitch is thirsty.

Candy has sent over 5,000 emails trying to get interviews for publicity work, that bitch is thirsty.

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People seem to use this word in a negative context. Is it wrong to want attention? Is it wrong to want other people to see how sexy you are or to know that you’re thinking of them? Is it wrong to actually go after the things that you want? Fuck it. I don’t care. I’ll be thirsty all day every damn day.

As it was stated in an article called The Modern History of Thirst:

“I think holding in thirst to please other people and to be ‘cool’ is the thirstiest thing one can do.”

So I will not hold back my thirst.

I will continue to show my half naked body all over social media. Why? Because I like it. I like sex. I like being sexual. I like you liking it. I enjoy your attention.

I don’t give a fuck if you think I’m an attention-seeking slut because I AM. I am also about a million other things too so I can be that for a moment then go and be a weirdo who farts and picks her nose while she’s eating an entire container of ice cream. Why? Because we are all complex beings. We all have thirst, we all have hunger. We all want to be wanted whether we want to admit to that want or not.

So drink up bitches. This tall glass of lemonade won’t be full or wet for that many more days. . . (not sure if that sentence actually works in this context but I have other things to do with my day to day, like go and find a drink.)

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