Direct Message Not Received
The heyyy phenomenon
Watch the YouTube Video to hear me answer some of the questions I’ve been asked recently on Instagram. I prob won’t answer most of them directly in the future.
Feeling a little weird today.
Feeling a little off.
Mostly I’m just confused.
A part of me loves that my Instagram page is growing and people seem to like what I’m doing on the blog etc. but WTF dudes?
I get it. I have boobs. You want to lick and touch my boobs. You want to have the sex. You want to know if I’m into younger guys. Older guys. Black guys. Women. Anal. These are all okay questions, I guess.
Yet, you’re all sending them to me on Instagram in my Direct Messages when we don’t even follow each other.
Some of you are sending over really compelling conversations starters like:
Chat with me
Send me nudes
Oh Fuck it, here’s a screenshot to make it easier for me:
That was just like a few of them btw.
There are sometimes a few funny ones. This one being the latest:
Anyhoo. That was a pretty good one.
I’m curious though, if you ACTUALLY want to have a conversation or you’re just throwing out bait into a sea of hot Instagram girls hoping that one out of the million heyyys will get you a heyyy back?
I’m curious if you think you’re the FIRST ever to think of sending a direct message to a stranger on Instagram? And what type of entitlement exists within your brains to think a stranger has any sort of priority to respond to you? Or you have any sort of right to get ANGRY when a woman doesn’t respond to you in the amount of time you think is appropriate for a response?
I get that it’s a social media platform and I do want to interact with people, indeed I’m GRATEFUL to have such a growing fan-base, but I need a little more to go on here. I want to answer your questions, but also I would prefer the questions be more thought out. I spend every day putting in this work to help the world experience more pleasure and it’s not pleasurable to me to be inundated with weak ass messages that are basically just farts into the winds of the internet.
On the other hand, there are a lot of terrifically written messages and many of them I have yet to respond to, like this one:
Or this one:
Thanks for being decent human beings. I really appreciate it and one day I WILL get back to you, I swear.
It’s just that I have to swim through the muck of bullshit and I’m not used to it.
Perhaps that’s the problem.
I have no idea what I’m doing.
And I’m not used to hundreds of messages in my inbox, particularly when I only have like 700(ish) followers. I can only imagine what real hot sexy ladies with HUGE followings must deal with on an everyday basis. Have you ever thought about that BEFORE you hit send?
Here are my thoughts on you sending messages to super hot sexy ladies (or any person you don’t actually know) on Instagram or other places:
If you choose to write a message to someone whom you actually want to get to know and that message has limited value and nothing much to offer, the likelihood of a reply from that person is about .0005%.
So, yeah. I’m saying there’s a chance.
But…. I’m also saying that the chances are pretty slim and if you want to up your chances, put a little more thought into it.
Oh yeah, and… don’t hold your breath.
If you have real decently thought-out questions you want me to answer, you can contact me through my contact page.
(I’ll answer one right now for you, no, I will not have the sex with you, thanks for asking though.)
Want to follow me on social media and see what all the fuss is about?
I’m right here for you.
Or buy me something and I’ll at least send you shout-out of thanks!
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