Corn Tits: A Story for the Truly Deplorable

Local woman publishes eBook set in Rural Southeast Kansas 

November 30, 2020, marks the global release of the dangerously funny eBook: Corn Tits: Rowdy Tales from Rural Kansas Part 1.


In rural America, rumors spread like butter on hotcakes. Moving back to small-town Kansas after a decade in Denver, CO, Anderson County native, Krystal Fawn spins tall tales from spilled tea. 

“I’d hear these crazy stories but I’d have no idea who any of these people were so I started filling in the holes, making up these elaborate characters to try to bridge the gap between the rumors and who these people could be, and how they could have gotten into that kind of predicament. What they’d call ‘spinning a yarn’ around here.” 

Author, Krystal Fawn

Gut-wrenching and gross with dark, slap-stick-like humor, Corn Tits Part 1: Rowdy Tales from Rural Kansas is an adult-themed story written for readers 18+ about a woman (Candy Jo aka Corn Tits) struggling with a meth addiction who has recently fallen in love with a man with one leg (One-Legged Carl) and what happens after she gets caught in quite a compromising position.

“If you’re looking for something adventurous and delightfully raunchy to read, Krystal Fawn just published her first book, Corn Tits. If you’re into Tom Robbins books, you’ll thoroughly enjoy this.”

Tiffany H.

“It’s the best book I’ve read that has been written by anyone around these parts.”

-Grandma Arlene (who has read no other books by people from around these parts)

“Apple censored the title, figured it had to be good. It was the *t**s.”

-Chris M.

Help her reach her goal of 20,200 copies sold by the end of 2020!!!

Download the eBook on ALL e-publishing sites including Amazon Kindle, Apple Books, Barnes & Noble, and kobo. Find them all here.

Share the link with all your friends and be sure to leave a review like the ones above to spread the Corn Tits Love!

Live Reading and Q&A of Newly Released Novella, Corn Tits, with Author Krystal Fawn

Facebook Live: Tuesday, December 8th at 8 pm CST/ 7pm MST

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 Krystal Fawn has published in the Atlantic, 5280 Magazine, The Boulder Weekly, and elephant journal. This is her first work of fiction.