About

Telling the truth to connect with the whole (or hole depending on goal). 

The site explores sexuality and politics with a goal to help people find more pleasure in their lives.

Krystal delves into her own personal stories and theories about dating, relationships, love, liberalism, and whatever else she feels like talking about.

Go Eat A Carrot!

The origin of the phrase “go eat a carrot,” derives from the time her friend made an aside that dudes on Tinder just want to, “get their carrots wet,” and her realization that she likes wet carrots and believes more people should put them in their mouths (or peaches or whatever they’re into) because we all deserve healthy diets and sex lives.