Suck on a Chocolate Banana Shake

Bring the Boys and the Girls to the Yard with this Chocolate Banana Shake

This Chocolate Banana Shake tastes decadent and naughty but beneath it’s sweet robust flavors bursts actually healthy nutritious elements that are actually good for you. High in protein and potassium this shake will give your shake the boost it needs to boogie down well into your day (and/or night). If you’re going to suck on a big chocolate banana, shake it up well and then get to slurping it down.

Suck on a Chocolate Banana Shake Recipe

What You Need:

  • 1 Frozen Banana
  • 1 Tablespoon of peanut butter
  • 1 Tablespoon of cacao powder
  • 1 Tablespoon of Honey
  • 1/2 to 1 cup of your milk of choice
  • Ice

What You Do:

Put all your ingredients in a blender and blend util smooth.

Pour into your glass of choice.

Suck through an eco-friendly glass straw–if you have one–for added suck power.

You can get glass straws here if you want to buy something for yourself today.


Found this Jack Daniels Bung-Slinger glass at the local thrift store for a quarter, which felt like something I needed though still have no idea what a bung slinger is–sounds pretty pervy to me, I’m kind of afraid to look it up.

Anyway, Thanks for coming! 

I hope you’re enjoying BANANA MONTH thus far. For more Phallic Food Diet Recipes including more Bananas check out Frozen Chocolate Covered Bananas with Nuts.

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