Masturbation Monday: Going Down a Porn Hole

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One Woman’s Masturbation Routine

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I wanted to take a step back today because I realized that I’ve been writing Masturbation Monday articles for several months now but have never really gone into detail about my typical masturbation process.

I guess because I didn’t find it very fascinating. It is indeed like pretty much everyone else’s.

Here’s what happens on Masturbation Monday and pretty much every other day and night of the week.

Usually, I bring up Pornhub on an incognito window and fire up a vibrator. Lately, I’ve been using either the Lelo Sona, the We-vibe Tango, or my Hitachi. My clit has gotten used to this high-vibes and can now withstand them longer than a minute so I now have to get my brain involved in the masturbation process.

This is where the porn comes in.

I know many women like to use their own imaginations or read erotica or watch softcore porn, but not me. Oh, no. This is where some may say I veer off the feminist path. Not just slightly either, it’s like a full 180 turn and I have no shame about it whatsoever.

I’ve had so many people say to me that their favorite kind of porn is the amateur porn and I’ll tell you right now that I don’t hate it, there’s a time and a place for it for sure, but it’s not my go-to.

What I like to do is to scroll through the main page and find the weirdest thing I can. Sometimes it’s pretty basic stuff like threesomes or step-mom-fucks-son-while-husband-is-away type films, but sometimes it gets pretty funky like hentai tentacle cat women breastfeeding a giant zebra donkey alien. So I click on it and then I continue to click on weirder and weirder titles until I find the weirdest ones I can find.

Of course, I feel like I’m kind of an amateur at this sort of porn-holing but I’m working on it. I’m getting better. I’m going down stranger and more bizarre holes. They say this is how addiction starts. They say that this is how people begin to separate themselves from other people and start to look at the people they’re fucking as objects instead of people. I don’t know. I mostly fuck vibrators, which are already objects, so not sure how that matters.

Anyhoo. Here’s video where I go into more detail on the porn I’m into.

Leave comments below on the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen or category/stars for me to check out!

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One thought on “Masturbation Monday: Going Down a Porn Hole

  1. You like pornhub and I like xnxx or redtube but they are all the same basically. There is some right oddball stuff but you can always find something that will fit your flavor of the day.

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