Weird Sex Wednesday: Anal Sex 101 and Unboxing Love Honey Anal Kit

How to Have Better Anal Sex

Or

A Beginner’s Guide to Anal Sex

 

It’s Anal August and I’m going to talk to you today about getting fucked in the ass. Or fucking in the ass. Or both! Whatever you’re into trying. Haven’t tried anal sex before? Have tried it but are always looking for tips and tricks? Well, you’ve cum to the right place. All month long I’ll be giving out anal sex tips to my readers. Today I’m going to start with the basics.

Here are 4 Things You Can Do to Help You Have Better Anal Sex

  1. Watch Your Diet

You’re probably not going to want to eat a three-pound burrito before you get slammed in your back door. Yes, many people anal douche or even do the whole enema thing, but it’s really not that big of a deal (you can read more about anal douching 101 here). The amount of poo that you may encounter is generally pretty minimal if you eat a balanced diet and go to the bathroom regularly.

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Nom Nom Nom.

2. Want It

If a guy isn’t really into anal then I don’t bother having anal with him. Why? Because that dick needs to be HARD, like super duper hard for it to work well. You’ve got to really want it for that hole to open up and let something inside of it. Of course, you can always use a toy. Watch the video below to see my unbox the Love Honey Bumper Booty Sex Toy Kit and discuss what the different toys are designed to do.

3. Lube It Up
Always. Always. Always. Use lube. If it’s you and a penis or a finger or two use silicone lube. If you’re using (silicone) toys like the ones mentioned above use a thicker water-based lube (or else the silicone lube will break down the material of the toy.

Here are two of my favorite lubes for anal sex:
Pjur Backdoor Silicone Anal Lube
Wicked Sensual Water-Based Anal Lube

4. Breathe

Inhale and then on the exhale allow for insertion. There’s a balance to be found between relaxing enough to let the insertable into the bum and having enough strength to not topple over when said thing enters your rear. It will probably take some practice, but most good things do.

Stay tuned next week for the full review of the Bumper Booty Anal Kit. If you want you can order your kit here and we can have more in-depth discussions about it over the course of the month (or you can just enjoy it without commenting about it to me– it’s your (sex) life)!

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So much what what for your butt, butt!

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4 thoughts on “Weird Sex Wednesday: Anal Sex 101 and Unboxing Love Honey Anal Kit

  1. I LOVE IT!! Can’t get enough of it! I want her to put on a strap on and slide it in…and then pound the hell out of me! TMI? Never! Give me a fat plug, at least 2″ in diameter and slip that puppy in there with lots of lube! Take that double-headed 18″ long dildo and see how much of it (14-16″ usually) will go inside of me. Then, lube your hand up and really own me, make me your puppet! Yes, I love anal! Giving and receiving, but mostly receiving. I’ll be your bend over boyfriend.

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