The Simple Man’s Drink of Choice
What to Take to Drank on a Country Cruise
Today is my last day visiting my family in Kansas. I’ll be heading back mid-morning in a probably futile attempt to avoid Denver traffic (yes I am laughing out loud at the idea of that right now). It’s been hot. It’s been humid. Hot and humid is a breeding ground for thirst.
Since it is Thirsty Thursday and I am back home, I thought it would be appropriate to dedicate this week’s drink to one of my favorite activities in the area, country cruisin.
If you’re unfamiliar it’s exactly what it sounds like. You get in a vehicle, preferably a large truck and you drive around aimlessly.
It can be a family activity.
It can be a friend activity.
It can be a romantic activity.
For example, I remember in High School I used to drive my friends around so they could make out in the back seat, because that’s the type of good friend that I am (you’re welcome, Mary).
Is there drinking involved in this activity? I don’t know. I couldn’t say. Could be that people go walking around the gravel roads to just strategically place beer cans in the ditches to add shine and pizzazz to the gravel, who can really say?!
If drinking were involved, at least with the people not driving, I’d imagine that those people would drink really cheap beer.
Probably something like Busch Light, Natural Light, Coors Light, Bud Light.
Or again, maybe people just buy these 30-packs to water their fields and then leave the cans on the side of the road as an offering to the field gods. Who can really say?!
Regardless. I call this Thirsty Thursday Drink Recipe: Ode to the Gravel Road
My dad’s favorite beer: Coors Light
Take the Coors Light, put in the Foam Koozie. Drink up, beotches! “Walk” down the gravel road and place it strategically halfway between the ditch and halfway on the rocks. Let those cans shine bright!
See you back in Denver (after I drive a many miles along the gravel roads).
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