The Best Bullet Vibes
Getting Away With Getting Off At Your Parent’s House
How to Not Get Caught With Your Pants Off: Quiet & Discreet Vibrators
For reasons that are irrelevant to my audience, I decided to take a last-minute trip back home to see my family in Kansas. The drive from Denver back to my parent’s house is about 9.5-10 hours long across the entire state basically, which, you can imagine, gets boring as fuck. I do have a good time listening to nostalgic music like Slipknot, Kittie, Mariah Carey, Fiona Apple, etc. and new podcasts that help expand my brain power and knowledge base (usually around the topic of guess… oh yes, sex!)
It’s always weird to be back home. Everything is the same, yet everything is different.
One thing that doesn’t change regardless of where I am physically located is my physical need to have daily orgasm maintenance. Getting off at home can get real awkward. Even writing about it right now makes me feel a bit squeamish.
So, I understand when people ask me for recommendations for quiet, discreet toys. It’s a bit difficult to travel around with the Hitachi as an example. Not only is it so big it could use its own suitcase it’s also super loud and you have to plug it into a wall, which is sort of hard to hide from someone if they enter your room. (I def recommend having it for your-own-home-use though).
Anyhoo. If you’re like me and you’re lazy AF, have carpal tunnel syndrome, and/or a clitoris (or a girlfriend/friend with one). Here are my top three choices for quiet and easy to travel vibrators (you could use these on your balls / shaft too if you’re into that kind of thing).
We-Vibe Tango Lipstick Bullet Vibrator
This is the vibrator I always travel with because I can throw it into my makeup bag. It’s small, rechargeable, quiet, and quite powerful. There are 8 vibration settings including low to ultra + 4 different pulsations. Another bonus with this vibrator is that it’s small enough that it can be put into the base of certain dildos /prostate toys / strap-ons to add some extra zoom zoom to your play time.
Order yours (or your girl’s) by clicking on the image below:
Add a Tantus toy for bonus play (most Tantus toys have holes to stick bullet vibes into and can be removed for easy cleaning):
When I used the Lelo Sonic Cruise for the first time I was like WTF?! This toy uses sonic waves instead of vibrations; not only is it ridiculously quiet it’s also super powerful. I’ve turned it on thinking it wasn’t going to do anything because it was so quiet, then, when I placed it on my clit my brain and body basically imploded. Lelo claims it’s small enough to travel with and it is much smaller than the Hitachi but you’d still need a pretty big bag, it’s not going into a clutch or anything.
The Sonic Cruise is small-ish, rechargeable, water-proof, and even quieter than the Tango. If you’re a first-time vibrator buyer/user, It may be too intense for someone who has never used a toy before, but every body is different and it may be just right.
Get my full review of the Lelo Sonic Cruise here.
Ready to give it a whirl?
Click on the image to buy it from Lelo directly:
This is Lelo’s more affordable vibrator line. I like this as a starter clit vibe or a vibrator for beginners because it’s cheaper so you can get a better idea if you even like clit vibes without spending a lot of money. This is a nearly silent, high-quality, body-safe vibrator. It’s battery-operated instead of rechargeable, which can actually be better for travel because you don’t have to worry about charging it in your random room (or former bedroom). If it has fresh batteries I’d say it could potentially last a week (maybe even two) of daily use without having to change the batteries out. The small yet powerful vibrator has twelve different settings and is waterproof so you can sneak it into the shower if it’s your only mode of privacy.
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Leave a comment or email me directly if you have any questions, concerns, comments about these clit vibes or any other play toys.
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