Happy Thirsty Thursday Summer Solstice Edition
Enjoy The Razzzberry Nippler Through Your Hottest Days
Watch the video for the How-To and to see me use interesting devices to muddle and “stir.”
Happy summer solstice! Today I created a drink you can keep drinking through the longest hottest days of the year. It’s crisp, light, and of course, refreshing.
This drink is dedicated to one of my favorite followers, who recently sent me a Hitachi that changed my entire world (and vibrated me into what could only be described as happiness). Watch to the near end of the video to see the Hitachi in motion.
Here’s the other thing. If you watch this how-to summer cocktail recipe video you’ll see that I use not one but two sex toys to assist in this concocktion. I believe that if you can make a pervertable from kitchen utensils you can reverse that and make sex toys into food & drink helpers as well.
Anyhoo. Here’s the How-To on the Razzzberry Nippler Summer Cocktail.
Razzzberry Nippler Ingredients:
5ish leaves of mint
A dollop of ginger (from the pre-chopped container or like a ¼ an inch peeled and chopped fresh ginger)
The juice of ½ to 1 lime
2 shots tequila
Put raspberries, mint ginger, and lime in glass. Muddle with your favorite muddler. I like to use glass dildos but if you’re basic use a basic muddler. Add tequila.* Add ice. Top with club soda. Garnish with lime slice and raspberries.
*Can substitute with rum or whatever. Also… You might want to strain the seeds at this point. That’s all personal preference.
Cheers and happy drinking you thirsty fuckers!
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