Masturbation Monday: 2 Balls One Hole, Ben Wa Balls Reviewed

Strengthen Your Pelvic Floor With Glass Balls

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Give Your Pussy A Good Workout

Happy Masturbation Monday!

Side note before I begin this review. Curious if you ever watch a certain porn and while you’re aroused getting yourself off all the stuff that’s happening in the porn is super hot, but then right after the orgasm you’re still watching it and like WTF?! Why was that working for me?!

That just happened to me while I was attempting to test out my latest toy up for review. I won’t go into detail, but I will say it was some weird animated thing that involved a very large (as in going all the way out the mouth from the vagina) alien-like penis. Perhaps because it’s so disturbing and unrealistic it somehow works in the fantasy realm of the brain.

This is clearly something that I will have to come back to and investigate further.

For now, on to the review.

Today I decided to try out pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series Black Glass Ben-Wa Balls.

First of all, many of pipedream products are decently priced but the quality of the material is typically not great, so I’d advise if you’re buying an anal toy or vibrator to use a condom on them or to consider it a one-and-done situation and throw it away after.

Since what I’m sticking inside of me is made out of glass it shouldn’t carry the same risk.

The back of the box says: “with regular use, you’ll enjoy improved muscle control and stronger, more frequent orgasms.”

It also suggests to place them under warm water or in the freezer for a cool sensation.

Here’s My Monday Masturbation Review of Medium-Sized Glass Ben-Wa Balls:

I started by cleaning the two shiny black balls with toy cleaner. Sure, they’ve never been used to before but who knows what happens during packaging and shipping.

I put a dab of lube on, roll them around in my hands, then pop one in.

My pussy swallows it in one big gulp.

I stick in the second one.

I stand up.

I’m surprised to discover that they do not fall out immediately, particularly considering all the sex I have.

I twirl around.

I swivel my hips up and down.

They don’t budge. They don’t seem to move at all. According to the research I did, when you move your hips they’re supposed to create a sensation; perhaps the ones I have are too big for my tight pussy, who knows? Anyway, I don’t really feel much but I keep them in anyway for the strength training.

Then I have to pee.

Many women are freaked out by ben-wa balls without strings. Well, here’s the thing, as long as you don’t stick them up your ass they won’t get lost. (DO NOT STICK THESE UP YOUR ASS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO THE ER.) If you’ve ever used a Diva Cup during your period the method of extraction is the same. You crouch then use your pelvic floor muscles to push them out.

The first one comes out with ease. The second one takes a little bit more work since it’s way further up there.

I clean them again. I decide to try one of the temperature methods. Since it’s hot as man-balls in the desert here in Denver I put them in a mug full of ice water for 10 minutes to chill.

It’s so fucking hot here that when I go to put them back in, it feels cold for all of about 3 seconds before my hellfire of a pussy pocket heats the glass back up. In other words, the ice play melted too fast to do anything, but I’m sure on other occasions, it’s way more fun (I know it’s fun with glass dildos so I’d recommend that if you’re looking for temperature play).

I’ve had them in now for about 4 hours. I used the Hitachi with them still in and I didn’t really notice much of a difference. Then again the Hitachi is loud and distracting and I was also watching that weird disturbing porn.

Since these ben-wa balls are supposed to be used regularly I cannot comment yet on the increase in orgasms or intensity. I will give an updated review in a couple of weeks after I wear them every day if I notice any sort of difference.

In the meantime, keep eating those carrots and peaches and pink tacos and stuff.

And I hope you’re all enjoying yourselves this evening, wink wink.

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